Boy Wonder

🔞 | 30+ | Dan | Jack of All Trades

[strawberry milk* princess @plurbovers]

i cant believe all new cars have that ipad in the middle. i don’t want an ipad there. where are the buttons and doodads and gizmos what the FUCK

[⚛︎ @GioNuclear]

what i been goin thru for the past week

[100 @yh_me2]

come over. I promise my philosophy makes more sense in person

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Future historians will study this day for generations

Future historian: (Getting sucked by an alien) Fuuuck

[bromelia epífita @a_steraceae]

me destruye que Kafka en 1915 ya hablaba del privilegio de desayunar con calma

[Zenith @MundaneSkeleton]

#drifter with a REAL mane #deadlock

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i want to create and create and create but i am trapped in a body that is so so tired

[harijuana lecter @hagravated]

that fic that changes your life but you can’t recommend it because everyone would have to get really okay with a lot of stuff really fast

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[A Constant Risk of Fire @SeeDaviGo]

Obsessed with this diva. Masters of the Universe was so fun!

[まっきー @uuu_uuurrraaa_6]

ｳﾗﾔｯﾊｰ!!!!!🐰🕶🔆

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[100 @yh_me2]

I only socialize for research purposes

[hera @shiningdaisies]

minus the resting bitch face and the grumpiness and the hateful things i say i do think i am a ball of sunshine

[100 @yh_me2]

I need to consult the dawg in me about this

[kim @imkimlol]

don’t get horny around me i’m an empath

[Ｓａｔｔｏ @re_gorf]

#pathologic