Hungry Mou

Name’s Dubh. Mou Dubh. I like Pad Thai, tummy rubs, and chicken tendies. Hobbies include sleeping, napping, and laying down. Single and will eat pringles.

[Hungry Mou @TriangleEars_41]

@BuschBeer Did someone say beer? #BuschCTOcontest

[Hungry Mou @TriangleEars_41]

If you enter a room and don’t get food, just walk away and re-enter. They’ll think you’re a different dog. #lifehack #thankmelater #goodboy

[Hungry Mou @TriangleEars_41]

Got a new TV. #richboy #workhardplayhard #55inch

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My Omaha steaks were supposed to be here four days ago. #whatsthatabout #amazonprime #packagethiefs

[Hungry Mou @TriangleEars_41]

When I said I wanted to take a nap, I did not mean at the vet with three sedatives. #whatsthatabout #drugged #ridesarelies

[Hungry Mou @TriangleEars_41]

If you lick it, it’s yours. #lifehack #workseverytime #yourwelcome

[Hungry Mou @TriangleEars_41]

Do we HAVE to do tricks for treats tomorrow? #notfeelingit #outoftheway #givemethebowl

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Nail clippers? More like fail clippers! #nothappening #catchmeifyoucan #keepthereceipt

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If anyone needs any catering, hit me up. #gotyoucovered #triedeverything #yourewelcome

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Gotta make it to Toledo by sundown. #wheresmycar #hittingtheroad #treatspacked

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Rumor going around that there’s a mouse in the house. #notforlong #dinnerserved #raviolirodents

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Just because I don’t have a diploma doesn’t mean I don’t have a diploma. #dogateit #lostandfound #gotmycreds

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Was just told that I brought fleas in the house. I don’t take orders from things I can’t see. #naptime #takeashower #wantapieceofMou

[Hungry Mou @TriangleEars_41]

Parents out of town for the weekend. #finally #hitMouup #premiumsteaks

[Hungry Mou @TriangleEars_41]

Maintenance people just tried to take away MY tree. #whatsthatabout #excuseyou #barkupadifferentone

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Had a feeling that AC unit knew things about me. #lockalldoors #everyMouforthemselves #dibsonthefridge

[Hungry Mou @TriangleEars_41]

If you’re being ignored, just lay in the way. #workseverytime #lifehack #thankmelater

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Can’t believe they cut my scene from Toy Story 4. #excuseyou #yourloss #youaintgotafriendinMou

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Smelling pee where I know I didn’t pee. #topdawg #barkupthetree #dareyou

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Hearing rumors that there’s another dog in the house. No wonder my bacon supply is low. #whatsthatabout #myhouse #topdawg