Mr. Chicken

Intrepid adventurer

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@LiLMiniJ

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@JortsTheCat Bean force, assemble!

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@davidsupercat I love how kittens have no sense of scale and will just walk up to an adult cat and start some nonsense and the adult cat is just like "Well no rule against this, all we can do is try and tire him out or go hide!"

[Heath @LeastHesFunny_]

The 2018 John Mulaney “Horse In A Hospital” bit is still so great 😂 Best part is he doesn’t mention the name Trump at all. Oh America, you finally removed the horse from the hospital. DO NOT let it back in 😬

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

america, you got this

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@WUTangKids I will never not cackle like a madman at this clip, it really is a metaphor for life.

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@HLC_actual @clashreport It's the "F-35 we have at home."

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@KellyScaletta I beg of you.

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@MarshallCohen I wonder if this all isn't planned. Offer illegal bribe for votes, knowing full well you'll never have to pay because it's illegal. There will be no legal consequences that cost you more than what it would have cost to pay winners. Not like he's going to jail for this.

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@OhDangitEvie If they had a gameshow guessing if a Trump quote was real or a fake it'd go 20 seasons and no one would ever win.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

@RonFilipkowski Wait a fucking minute. He couldn't tell how much plastic surgery she had?

She literally looks like someone stuck a frisbee in the microwave.

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@KellyScaletta Way less than I'd like! The line in the DMV is still too damn long.

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@Dbwagner104 Classic "I fell from orbit, and now I must rest" pose, he should be fine in 14-18 hours, or 3am whichever comes first.

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@NornQueenKya You can't just use the power of chaos and not expect to pay a price.

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@JDVance Maybe Peter Thiel's human sock puppet needs to shut his whole stupid face and ask if he or his Felon in chief can really keep playing the fragile white outrage card about stuff they imagined was mean to them.

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

ON THE INFAMOUS MSG RALLY THIS PAST WEEKEND

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Slowly losing feeling in my legs with this chonky boy nesting but I barely use them anyways and he seems happy.