Dan Trick

'You gotta help us, Doc. We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas!'

He/Him

[Dan Trick @Trick_Dan]

If I just keep listening to music from my teens it's like I never aged, right?

Death Cab at All Points East.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

mom: please, please just go play with the other children

christopher robin: *googling how to order zoloft* I can’t the stuffed donkey I’m friends with is clinically depressed

[Yahtzee Croshaw @YahtzeeCroshaw]

He said “Son when you grow up will you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned” and I was all like, dad, are we listening to this fucking marching band or what

[Dan Trick @Trick_Dan]

I genuinely love that the only time I see SEO outside of work in my real life, it's when people are complaining about how atrocious it is and what it's doing to the internet.

It's refreshing to get outside the bubble and see these tactics/people being decried, not praised(!)

[Grit Capital, Ancient God of Commerce @GritGrowthCap]

@jakezward Thanks for polluting the internet bro

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

What a subject line

[Oli Franklin-Wallis @olifranklin]

The hardest part about this media implosion is that all of the LLMs (AI) out there have been trained on millions of pieces of labour - writing, music, art - created by human beings, only to end up replacing those human beings. It's plagiarism, abstracted, to benefit the rich.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

STATLER: why do you think he called it twitter blue?

WALDORF: because his rockets all blue up! ha ha ha ha

ELON: you’ll regret saying that after i’ve given you the worst punishment of all: free memberships to my company

[Dan Trick @Trick_Dan]

@RhysticStudies Seamless.

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

this scene in barney was so fucked up

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

Rest in peace, Brianna Ghey 🤍

Brianna deserved a chance to become a beautiful adult woman, and to live to see a world where trans people are safe and respected.

Anyone in the media who is using her deadname and erasing Brianna’s identity should be ashamed of themselves.

[Dan Trick @Trick_Dan]

@fatjoedavies AI-generated ideas for your AI girlfriend?

https://t.co/stXKlhUcnP

Perhaps a nice AI-generated NFT?

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

man labelled "tech bro" standing in front of mona lisa at louvre asking "yo what was the prompt for this?" illustration line art new york times style political cartoon funny

[Dan Trick @Trick_Dan]

I'm not saying prog is a bit up itself but...

[The Sun Apologies @SunApology]

Liz Truss to sack Kwarteng for promising to deliver on Lizz Truss's leadership pledges 🤡

General Election now.

[Carla Denyer @carla_denyer]

HOW TO SURVIVE THE #HEATWAVE
🥤 stay hydrated
🍦 have an ice cream
✊🏽 dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for the short term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class
👕 loose clothing

(h/t @russellwarfield. True in 2019, still true now)

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

99% of my problems could be solved with a muppet version of every intellectual property

[Rhystic Studies @RhysticStudies]

biopics are weird. you got one famous guy cosplaying as another famous guy.

[trash jones @jzux]

ahh sorry i’d love to but i already have plans