Trickless Magician

I know why you've come here.
🇨🇦 based street photographer, gamer, all-around no-good son of a bitch

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@LongJawnSilva @Genki_JPN If there's nothing wrong with playing a hot woman you'd have played the original game already, js

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@SaveTh3D3mon The problem is that you care about the fictional age of a fictional character. No commentary on the gameplay or the overall concept shown, just hopelessly obsessed with a fake character in a video game

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@LongJawnSilva @Genki_JPN You blew it, honestly. I was like you, initially resistant to SB because I wanted to beat the allegations. But I eventually caved and bought it. No regrets, game is gas AF and I have great expectations for the sequel

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@YorchTorchGames You are gay

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@juniorfloresra2 You look like chewed gum IRL and have no muscle, don't ask me how I know

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@Sagicmanioka @juno853 You should, she's terribly written

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@Donnami_cos You literally look like this and sexualize yourself, I suggest taking a seat on this one

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@Sagicmanioka @juno853 You could say the same thing about Raven or Tachy, and both are way more motivated and involved than Eve

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@Graograman87171 @StellaNoxEclair Yeah well, they coded it into the game and many players use it as tech. Like, that sucks for you specifically but you also don't have to sprint into every fight

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@SwitchPlayed_YT @noahherbenstein @Swurv__ Your chopped ass would literally fold on impact if a woman 20% as attractive as Faye moved on you, dweeb

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@Graograman87171 @StellaNoxEclair But there's also animation cancelling. You can get locked into an attack animation but you are essentially free to parry at any time. I'm not a staunch Stellar Blade defender/zealot but this legit sounds like a skill issue 😭

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@emetswife Because it does. Even spending 2 minutes with the protagonist I can tell she has way harder chops than Eve. They traded her off-worlder naivety for someone who has clearly been through the wringer in the dredges of humanity and has seen some shit.

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@SaltySelty @Level9Drow @qx11667477 @MoeWanders You sound jealous. Based on how profoundly miserable you sound, you can't wait for a government-sanctioned way out. But hey, there's always the bleach aisle.

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@SaltySelty @Level9Drow @qx11667477 @MoeWanders It's interesting that you're one of *those* guys. Personally I don't care about playing not-hot (in the context of a video game, we all know you'd fold instantly if Faye was making eyes at your chopped ass at the bar) character. I only care that it is a good game. You're obsessed

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@SaltySelty @Level9Drow @qx11667477 @MoeWanders It's fine, you're part of the same cadre of pearl-clutching losers that complained about Eve in the original. You never played that, you're not going to play this. Just can it and find better ways to spend your time other than telling other people what to do.

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@GameCharacterAI @StellarBlade You gonna cry because she doesn't look like a plastic fuckdoll?

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@Requiem_RTBN @_rawrell I'm well aware, believe you me. I'm simply pointing out that somehow, morons on that very side are finding ways to complain even about the new Stellar Blade.