Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend)

Hello Darlings, I would so love to tell you all about me, but alas there are too many words to properly convey my charm, charisma and whimsy. (RP ACCOUNT)

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@CocoSin18 Between the two I would say that I am partial to the tushy

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@5lakeswrestling @cashscratchfevr @thenewnermalFF I do enjoy a good two on one

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@JoeyOpus That makes a little more sense. I am afraid I am not good with the words of support in these types of matters. I can simply say that they were clearly shit and you did well to escape them.

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@JoeyOpus That is abhorrent. I’ve never gutted a man like a fish, but there’s a first time for everything, and he clearly deserves it.

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@JoeyOpus I’m sorry, he did what now?

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@JoeyOpus Do you like football? Proper football, not the American kind where everyone uses their hands for everything.

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@JoeyOpus It’s not completely untrue, though a bit exaggerated.

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@JoeyOpus It’s fine. Lovely sometimes, rainy and dreadful at others. In truth, I have spent the last couple of years traveling.

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@VigorousStatue @SouthwrestleFed Don’t take too long to think it over. I may decide to extend the invitation to the lumbering lummox. I have no doubt you would be better company after the match, but I have a feeling I could manipulate and trick him, unlike you.

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@JoeyOpus I am not. Even if the term hadn’t been abandoned after World War II, I am neither a country, nor would I let the crown control me.

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@JoeyOpus You’re welcome darling

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@VigorousStatue @SouthwrestleFed You’re quite feisty, I love it. Though I do believe we should address the 500 pound gorilla in the ring aka. No doubt he wants to win as badly as we do, so perhaps we can agree to a temporary alliance and then whichever of us wins, pays for dinner and drinks afterwards.

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@VigorousStatue @SouthwrestleFed I do admire your confidence darling, but my victory is already written in the stars. Foretold by a witch, prophecied by a shaman, and ordained by Nostradamus himself. If you believe in that sort of stuff.

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

A beauty, a beast, and me without my singing candlestick. I suppose I will just have to do this the old fashioned way. A little trick here, a slap there, and then a nice reminder that Six Plus Nine Equals Fun to end the fairy tale with me getting a happy ending.

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@JoeyOpus Darling, you have already more than proven your adorableness

[Corey Townsend (Cornelius Ulysses Nancy Townsend) @TrickyC_NT]

@JoeyOpus I agree with the first part of that statement darling, but whoever said you have the face of a donkey, is a true jackass