Matt Thomas

[Matt Thomas @Trickyjabs]

1991: Let us privatise water, it'll cost every household in the country about £2000 more over 30 years, but we'll take that money and use it to upgrade infrastructure

2021: yeah, we didn't do that. We took the £60billion total and deposited it in our Cayman Islands bank accounts

[Matt Thomas @Trickyjabs]

@davidlynchlfc In truth, Mo's maybe had 10 decent games and 40+ poor ones this season. Farewell to a legend, but let's not kid ourselves we're losing a consistent powerhouse.

[Alex 🇵🇸🇱🇧 @foleywoley]

I have watched Israel decapitate children, burn people alive, rape people to death, maul a disabled man to death with dogs, bomb schools, starve an entire population, and shoot children in the head, but somehow I'm supposed to believe that Ben-Gvir's actions "aren't the spirit of Israel."

[Matt Thomas @Trickyjabs]

@LFC Not the announcement everyone is waiting for.

[Matt Thomas @Trickyjabs]

@henrywinter Slot has to go, but a self-aware acknowledgement from Mo that he had had a dreadful season himself would've given his message a lot more credence.

[Matt Thomas @Trickyjabs]

@LewisSteele_ A pint of SlotOut

[Lamine FC @Lamineeyamal__]

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[Matt Thomas @Trickyjabs]

@DanNeidle Laundry? Massive scoop Dan. You should probably retire now. This is the peak of your career.

[Matt Thomas @Trickyjabs]

Making Starmer leader put Labour in intensive care.

Making Streeting leader would put Labour in the morgue.

[Matt Thomas @Trickyjabs]

@ShippersUnbound Did you mean to say "fixing the potholes" or "collecting the bins" but you're such an ignoramus, you fucked up the tweet and now look like a bell end?

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

What a weird way to say Israel is ethnically cleansing southern Lebanon.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

How the world works in a nutshell: giant corporations profit from an illegal war whilst the governments who wage them tell the rest of us to tighten our belts.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Same day, same outlet (the BBC):

Somalis "hijack" ships.
The US merely "boards" them.

This is how consent is manufactured in real time.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Fixed this headline for you, Daily Telegraph

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

I was assured that this never happens and that it's antisemitic to say it does.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“Dies after attack”… Come on.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

He didn't "die." He was raped to death, according to multiple reports.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Yes, because you now have two homes.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

When no one mentions Israel but you know you’re the child killer.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

All 168 Iranian schoolgirls would be alive, the Strait of Hormuz would be open, and gas would be $2.85 a gallon if Trump had gone to prison for his crimes.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”