Tristan

I have taken more out of life than life has taken out of me - but not by much

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Three penalties awarded, absolutely none were correct @Arsenal @Atleti referee has had a shocker

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@lfc_lance Crouch

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@lfc_lance Garnacho, sancho, Matic, Hughes, bosnich - probably others as well

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@damzychillin Matic, garnacho, sancho - not impossible at all

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@UtdMax13_ Howard, Rossi?

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@a_eman24 By tackling two Muslim shooters who killed 15 innocent people. Yeah Islam is sound isn’t it

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@utdnem Nochancethopia

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@United_Coverage Anderson

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@Neccccy I’d go against

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@Utdcen Danny Wallace

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@benonwine Is bellend one word or two? Banish the billionaires - this guy has no idea on how tax works

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@BasilTheGreat Bring back the sausages…

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@thefutballboy_1 Klopp 100% - 1 title in all that time, his retarded understudy managed to win the league with his own team in the first season shows how bad he was

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@_Paris_10 I think you’re a fucking fuck wit

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Gobbling cock

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@GBNEWS It does look like Steve Finn got his outfit from lost property

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Lying on her CV

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@UTDFondre Not 100% true given Garnacho played left and Mbuemo plays right

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@TheWavyRed Pepe and van dickhead, obviously

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@arinzechukwuab1 Bruno 25? Have you gone back in time?