Triggerhappy Ranch

Literate, lazy.

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@Kekius_Sage Reverse osmosis.

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@EmeraldRobinson I'm 76 and got rid of the TV back at 9/11. I have no respect for television watchers.

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@elonmusk But I don't want to go to the moon. Is that okay?

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@lifelivedfreelx Getting suddenly sat down hard on the sidewalk can be such a valuable learning experience.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

The most miserable whiner on earth.

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@RealJamesWoods Michelle is upset because Barak isn't into old men.

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@Geniustechw ...and if he hollers...

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@adamtaggart Television watchers are morons by choice anyway.

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@miles_commodore You still watch television?

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@KellMorrHK @RealJamesWoods It goes so fast that you can't see it!

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

This is the only high speed rail system of its type anywhere in the United States of America” - Gavin Newsom.

Yeah, the type that has no rails

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@RealJamesWoods It goes so fast that you can't even see it!

[Rev. Ray Cistman ✊🏾🙏🏾 @RevRayCistman]

It has been brought to my attention my name has appeared in the Epstein files. I would like to set the record straight right now… yes I went to his island once but I left the moment I noticed all the underage girls were white.

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@RevRayCistman Dayum Reverend, we even gave you your own water fountains and you're still not happy!

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@brandilwells Yeah. The dishes can wait.

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@mrmikeMTL Tobacco.

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@Maga4liberty Why would I watch a bunch of guys who hate me do one of the few things that they're good at?

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Ban all porn on X

X is the town square

No one wants pornography broadcast in the town square

Please share if you want to ban porn on X

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@catturd2 The invisible type.