I wish I were this beautifully deluded. Van de Ven is better than Rúben Dias. I’m not poor, I’m rich. I look over at my wife: she’s prime Mia Khalifa. Life can be anything you want it to be
It takes an unconventional genius like Longteta to realise that a player like Viktor ‘Timbs and Levis’ Gyökeres who is actually fucking shit might be the key to this title race