Senpai

Your senpai, not your drug dealer

[Doc Hall @DocHallPhD]

When the squad all roasts the same person in the group chat.

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

Girl: lets hang out

Me: can't , chillin with the homies and we ain't got a car

Girl: I'm with my friends

Us:

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

"Why is it called loud"

"Come closer and I'll show ya"

"Ok"

*opens bag*

*skrillex yells "D-D-DROP THE BASS"

*whole city starts raving*

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

If you called them bars you technically wouldn't be lying

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

Me: PULL OUT OR NAH

Girl: I told you I was on birthcont-

Me:

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

*girl and her parents arguing*

Girl: fine ill jus go live with my boyfriend!

Me:

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

When you smoke out your room and your dog gets high too

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

"Made the beat and murdered it , Casey Anthony"

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

I hate chilling with ppl who sketch out over everything , like calm the fuck down

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

When the weed is loud but your parents are asleep

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

When your friend doesn't wash their dishes so you gotta use the decorative ones

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

Trump the type of guy to nut in his hand and rub it on your chicken sandwich at McDonald cuz you didn't tip him enough

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

Trump probably wants to ban porn cuz he can't properly stroke his meat with his tiny hands .

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

Haven't tweeted an anime meme in a min

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

Boss; curse me again and your fired
Me: pulls out peer reviewed scientific study saying ppl who curse more are more intelligent

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

New study reveals a whole bunch of dumb nerd shit

[Senpai @Trill_senpai]

Get pwnd