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I’m not the ‘misses social cues’ kind of autistic. I’m the ‘detects every social cue, every micro-expression, the tension in the room, the power dynamics, and a mysterious third layer of vibes so I end up buffering like an overloaded laptop because I’m trying to work out which reality everyone else is operating in’ kind of autistic.
May I have your name please?
Gucci Morty
Can you spell that for me?
Certainly,
G as in Gucci Morty
U as in, you look over there it’s Gucci Morty
C as Connor look over there it’s Gucci Morty
C as in Chase, look over there it’s Gucci Morty
I as in I am Gucci Morty
Space
M as in Mr. Meeseeks, look over there it’s Gucci Morty