I didn't realize how traumatic growing up with siblings was until I got around an only child. She was frying chicken and I stole one and started running off, she looked at me with so much confusion and said 'you don't have to run you can have some' like wf?????
do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???
Do NOT hump the bed with your morning wood. I had a friend who did and his dick broke through the mattress and hit the sharp springs. Now we call him Springtrap