katrina

'Sleep is good. Books are better' ~ Tyrion L

[Robbie @robyrobbieroby]

A group of pupils at my little brothers school failed their Duke of Edinburgh thing because one of them slipped and flattened a duck

[becca @Beccahalpin98]

Bae goals

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Worst line I wrote today: “I must be made of stone, cause you’re taking me for granite.” I can do better. I will do better.

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

Enjoying 50 shades #Debenhamslightingdepartment

[Norman MacCaig @CaigMac]

Aunt Julia just told a cracker of a joke. Shame
I could could not answer her -
I could not understand her.

[Daniel Sharman @daniel_sharman]

You know what, I think Starbucks lover is poetic, so I'm gonna sing it anyway.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Hair twirlers unite

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

This Subway doesn't sell any decent sandwiches. No doors even. Just a corridor under the road.

[katrina @Trina194]

James is gone everyone HE'S GONE #TheApprentice

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

Annoying day: tried to hollow out pumpkin but it exploded. Now nephew can't find his Spacehopper.

[katrina @Trina194]

Note to self: Don't change your phones password late at night when you can't remember it the next day

[The 1975 @the1975]

// G L A S G O W // @tonyredmen1 L O V E

[katrina @Trina194]

''If I were a unicorn, I'd be a crown-icorn''

[katrina @Trina194]

Seriously tempted to steal one and head to Spain

[katrina @Trina194]

Segwaying is just the best thing ever👌👌

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

You're not supposed to leave a good doodle alone. You must keep doodling until every face is wearing sunglasses.