I don’t wanna hear a single one of you say “ThE ScIenCe ChAnGed” gtfoh. You real fucking dumb if you think the govt. tells you the truth. Go smoke your crack pipe & cheverlegs ready w/ these gas prices. You asked for this.
I can’t be trusted. Got a starbies before going to tjmaxx, kid you not, I sat it down at least 5 times while we were there. At one point I sat in one of those hanging shower caddy’s. Here’s the good part, I’m looking at phone cases and then I go to check out, right. I’m like shit
until we got outside. I then clearly freaked the fuck out. It was so cold, I was like oh god it’s been sitting here for god knows how long. I’m disgusting I know.. hope you enjoyed my lil story. LOL
I sat my coffee down again. Go looking for it, find it. I’m like oh don’t remember sitting it there but it was in the same general location of the phone cases. Take a swig of it and it wasn’t my fucking coffee! I literally died inside, I calmly walked over and threw it away
Wait I’m gonna need someone to explain these free crack pipes. There’s no way this is real.. Ha he fooled you, instead of student loan forgiveness like he said he was gonna do instead you get a crack pipe for free. Probably should thank Hunter Biden for that one.
Mom goes we should go to Amish Country the 13th. Invite your friends… I think she’s unwell lol. Are you sure you were there that day when you met all of them??