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My daughter says that I will talk to anyone with a pulse. That's true. But I'd talk to anyone Without a pulse too. Christian. Porn stars and billionaires delete

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@EileenFindlay3 Och, you should use the toilet for Draining the Wee

Lassie

Just saying

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@mistrustme1 We haven't got a queen, we've only got the woman Prince Charles married

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@Debbo3496361 Walking

Good morning

Wishing you a peaceful and pleasant day x

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@mistrustme1 Up for adoption....

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@Keeperofthefir2 I don't trust any of them. I would much much much rather vote for you.

There is a saying "The people get the Government they deserve"

Just saying

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@Amy_90_x Mr Pastry.

Bonehead.

Andy Pandy

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@Debbo3496361 Most of the modern ones: they're all afraid of someone objecting to their jokes

Lee Mack is an exception, and Tim Vine.

Can't think of anyone else

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@Debbo3496361 In a fun packed day, I have:

Done my laundry

Hoovered

And about to iron two shirts

Walking looks impossible in the rain, I'm not a Northerner you know?

Jigsaw puzzles later

And GummiRub with the Jalopies later still

There is no need to be envious Baby Girl 🌹

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@lahlahbean My Pants are Tena Penny
(I bet you don't understand this....)

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@Oldtimers365 Tonto

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@cygnus_dr Rug 'ed

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@celtic_jaime Maybe me

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@Debbo3496361 That's right: I can't afford You Either..

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@Debbo3496361 Who was it said that when he met the Queen, as he'd only ever seen her Picture on Stamps, he didn't know whether to Curtsey, or Lick the Back of Her Head?

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@Debbo3496361 Well, just to say that Nurse Palfrey, my midwife, had a bad throat that day and was a Little Horse

(Google "Palfrey" please. That might make more sense)

And it is Not True that when I was born she absent mindedly threw the wrong half away.

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@Debbo3496361 When I said we were with the
Nookie Club, she thought we were Fans of Roger De Courcey

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@cygnus_dr I'm behind you there Doc