Grandma always disciplined the kids with her slippers. If they misbehaved and ran off, sheโd throw one and never missed.
For her birthday, they placed a bottle on a distant table and handed her a slipper to aim at. She hit it perfectly.
BREAKING: A reporter just asked Mike Johnson for the first time at a press conference, โWhy should we even ask you any questions today when you never read or hear about anything anyway?โ
They sent a dog out for a run because he was fat. He didn't even last 2 minutes. And then he lay down to sleep on the treadmill, which was still running. ๐๐