Rhymes Toasterface

Software Engineer living in Stroud, UK. Pink haired idiot. Swimmer. Did I mention idiot? Fudge. Chocolate. Biscuits. Twister lollies.

[Jamie Smart @jamiesmart]

💖Okay here’s a MASSIVE Bunny Vs Monkey contest - win the whole BVM book series, including book 9 ahead of release, all signed and personalised, AND a £10 BVM book token!
🎉Just RT this tweet to be in with a chance!
🧐(UK only, I’ll pick a winner at random in a few days time!)

[David Fickling Books @DFB_storyhouse]

🎉One lucky winner will receive this EPIC bundle of @phoenixcomicuk comic books!

Soak up the genius of @jamiesmart @neillcameron @josephobrady @PatriceAggs @Lillustrator @robin_boyden @eruditebaboon & @Nerderella in this Phoenix-tastic giveaway!

Follow & RT by 31/12, 🇬🇧🇮🇪only

[Seccl @SecclTech]

Meet Annabel...lo-fi house DJ, python student and one of our awesome account execs!

In our second team Q&A, we asked her how she found her way to @SecclTech, and what she makes of the team so far...

https://t.co/xFc3cXC2G1

[Rhymes Toasterface @TripleJDev]

@wiganwrestler And CERTAINLY not concombres

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@wiganwrestler I didn’t think you had such extravagances such as straws you there in that north?? 😂😂😂

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@wiganwrestler Pints of mad dog back in the day. Splendid.

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@cole007 My old neighbour Geoff used to. Very good too. Not sure if he still does 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/z6a15ROrMs

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@NianticHelp Or just the same event nonsense

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@NianticHelp Can you tell my why as soon as an event starts, spawns around me just stop? Normally between 3 and 7 around this area most times of day. Events, spotlight hours, anything. Spawns disappear, then come back one at a time really slowly. It’s like having a really slow incense on.

[Rhymes Toasterface @TripleJDev]

@bobbybalmoral You need to grow more legs if you have a daily pair of Wu socks. Better protect your legs, ya hear?

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@DoodleEnglish That wasn’t a streak, it was STARS IN A DAY!! I have completed the challenge forms for them both yesterday. 👍👍

[Rhymes Toasterface @TripleJDev]

#DoodleEnglishChallenge @DoodleEnglish Joey finished the challenge so quickly. 500+ in a day saw to that. So impressed Etta is only four and finished it too. Good work kids!

[Rhymes Toasterface @TripleJDev]

@DoodleMaths #DoodleMathsChallenge both kids so close to finishing the challenge. Joey done and Etta should finish tomorrow. Joey wants to add to his certificate and badge collection!

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@PokemonGoApp Nope. Same with wobuffet.

[Rhymes Toasterface @TripleJDev]

@garybernhardt We have a limit built into our linter. 👌. You can tell someone has smashed the limit (they didn’t know about) because of the swearing 😂😂😂

[Rhymes Toasterface @TripleJDev]

@charliedevelops @MaydenTweets @MaydenAcademy @haiodesign Good luck mate. Smash it.

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@bigiddy You need someone totally random in your bathroom watching you go asking if you want to freshen up and drowning you in aftershave if you want the real deal

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@AdrianEdmondson we should give praise to the gods of ancient kitchen iPods for this glorious shuffle! #FUCKOFFBADNEWS

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@FINALLEVEL “...shit was fly”

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@bobbybalmoral Fruitella is a bad man sweet. It’ll fuck that world killer off in a hot minute.