Gas finished last night and the kids were craving shawarma, I was too. Hubby said to go out to get it for all of us with drinks for dinner, I punched my calculator to see how much it will cost for a family of 5.
I arrived at over 35k. 12kg gas now cost 24k, we would use it 4weeks at least. I chose gas over shawarma.
That is for a family where both partners work and earn decently. We couldn't even afford a basic treat without punching the calculator. Everything extra is now considered luxury
Now imagine the life of a child whose both parents are skilless, unemployed or earns meagerly.
I know many of you will come and ask if shawarma is food, no it's not but everyone deserves a treat once in a while.
We all know what we are doing but you people should fear Allah.
Yesterday was my boyfriend's birthday. He posted his picture on his WhatsApp status with a happy birthday caption.
Guess what happened after🤔 more than 5 girls texted him to send them 'birthday money'.
It is his own birthday, but he should be the one to press money 🤦🏽♀️ none of them asked why he hasn't been online. One even had the audacity to call and asked if she should send her account details. I didn't know when I took the phone from him and spoke words into her head.
The shamelessness in some girls these days is becoming overbearing.
– She was living away from husband for 4 years
– Husband came to her home, forcefully opened the gate
– He was drunk, took hold of her son and hanged him upside down
– She tried to protect herself & her son and hit him with a stick
– Went to temple, asked forgiveness & informed police
Seems like a case of self-defence to me.
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The day my dad found out I gave my ex 500k for stuff and that the money would be returned by month-end . I didn’t hear a word in our house. He was even mentioning my name in our morning prayers 😂
Maka ndi na-enye nwoke ego, may God deliver them from sin. I will just hide 🤣🤣
My security guy went home to write his neco exams. He has been calling to tell me what’s happening. He said
“Ma, the real things wey Dey happen no Dey social media. E crazy for here. We maa for our village no Dey sleep.
Told him to return immediately.
Someone gave me a lift after church today.
On the way, he was like “see how the madam seat fits you. Let’s do something about it now.”
I just laughed.
Then he goes “I’m serious o, I need a girlfriend.”
I said, “okay, look for one.”
He said “that’s why I’m telling you to be my girlfriend na. I always leave very early for work and get home very late. It would be nice if you could come around to cook and clean.”
I quietly opened TikTok and showed him a video. He asked what’s that?
I told him it’s a cleaning agency, and there are lots of chefs online in case he doesn’t know where to find them.
He didn’t know what to say. He just kept laughing.
Nonsense.
bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.
but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.
So I got my period at work today with absolutely no warning and went around asking all the women in the office if anyone had anything and nobody had a single thing.
One of the guys overheard me and said he had pads in his car because he keeps them there for his girlfriend for emergencies.
And then he went out to his car and came back and handed me a pastry bag.
This man had put the pads inside a pastry bag so nobody would know what was in it. To save me the awkwardness of walking through the office visibly carrying pads. He thought about that. On his own.
And it wasn't just one, he gave me two because I had an eight hour shift and he did that math himself apparently.
I was not prepared for......