Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison

#ProudLonghornDad | Sigma Alpha Epsilon PC ‘89 | Mr. Alpha Phi ‘92 | Blue Hen | High-Lifer & Pro-lifer | Father of 4 | 2012 Colonial BBQ Champ | 100% American

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

Link Neal and Matt McCusker are the same person in my head

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

Corporate’s not gonna like this one very much… #PlayboiCartiisaTerrorist

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

@tannergetmoney God knows I won’t stop you. What a man does on his rented balcony is HIS business #DontTreadonMe

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

seeing the girl you love’s reposts and reels likes and realizing she’s lowkey a bot #happyMonday

[Jim Drunkenmeyer @jimdrunknmiller]

she’s talking about pollen

[Marcus “higgy” Higgins @higgy_marcus]

Can’t wait to never say a word to these girls

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

Anyone hear have a burner? #lank

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

I like when bars have these, reminds
Me that im drinking #beer #expand

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

Cant wait to like some instagram stories after this #TGIF

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

#neverkillyourself

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

Fit to go have 6 IPAs with my dad (he’s paying) while my ex is in Ibiza. Guess who’s driving home? #me #thanksDad

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

No. #shrink

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

@dickbiggles69 9 year age gap? #expand

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

@MattThruster @V_thePrince Formal bus (on the way back) is a safe zone, you’re good boss.

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

I just know she gives mean dome

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

@oxlong97 Nowhere in “Natural Light” does it say I can’t get tropical

[Vernon “Triple-threat” Morrison @TripleVernon]

Woke up and decided I wanted options…I’d love to see the left try and stop me

[Tony P. Diddy, MBA @culluhblind]

YikYak is the burnerverse but for liberals