🚨| BREAKING: Rumors suggest a famous footballer has kicked off a coordinated media campaign targeting Messi and Argentina.😳💰
Our team received it too, we ignored it.❌
World Cup — Rigged
Ballon d'Ors — Rigged
Goal ratio — Ronaldo was a midfielder
Assist ratio — Ronaldo is a striker
Golden Boots — Ronaldo was a midfielder
Playmaker awards — Ronaldo is a striker
G+A — Irrelevant stat
Trophies — Rigged
Dribbles — Knee injury
Free-kick goals — Knee injury
Key passes — Knee injury
Outside-box goals — Try from 35 yards
MOTM — Rigged
MVP — Rigged
91 goals — Tap-ins don't count
Non-penalty goals — A goal is a goal
Players' interviews — They're all jealous of CR7
Individual awards — Rigged
H2H wins — H2H in finals
H2H individual stats — One-club wonder
Balogun's early return from a red card isn't even the first we've seen in THIS World Cup 👀
FIFA suspended the final two games of a three-match suspension for Cristiano Ronaldo after a VAR review saddled him with a red card in Portugal's penultimate qualifying match vs. Republic of Ireland.
Ronaldo would've otherwise had to miss Portugal's first two games of the tournament.
In 2022, he could have faced Brazil in the semi-final but Brazil lost to Croatia.
In 2010, he could have faced England in the quarter-finals but England lost to Germany.
In 2014, he could have faced Portugal in the Round of 16 but Portugal got knocked out in the group stage.
Italy didn’t even make it out of the group stage the last time they were in the World Cup
Meanwhile, Messi advanced to the next round in all of these stages while the people he was supposed to play against didn’t
So how was any of this Messi’s fault?
Norway out = FIFA rigged it so that Haaland doesn’t win the golden boot over Messi.
Brazil out = FIFA scripted it so that Messi’s path to the World Cup final is easier.
Be prepared for such tweets tonight.