King Dedede.

His Royal Nemesis! (Parody/ Not Affiliated with Nintendo or HAL Labs. Also writes for @JollyPinkFrick)

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

Yo, Waddle Dees! Stop right here! I believe I got some business I gotta attentify to.

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

@NightEmperorx man I hate mirrors sometimes

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

Let's get skibidi, gangy!

We gyatt to get the rizz rod to make a sigma wish!!

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

@BeamAttack2016 AW YEAH I GOT ME

GOT ME THE OFFICAL WADDLE DOO REPLY

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

RAH

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

@Ashes_Of_Null dark matter

send help

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

Man, I guess it's #MyXAnniversary today! I entered, laughed, died, and returned! ...it's been somethin', alright. Thanks for the fun times!

I dunno what to really do for celebratin' yet, so.... ideas???

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

Man, I guess it's #MyXAnniversary today! I entered, laughed, died, and returned! ...it's been somethin', alright. Thanks for the fun times!

I dunno what to really do for celebratin' yet, so.... ideas???

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

@kirbypoyopupu Kirbeh!

[Kirby! @JollyPinkFrick]

Wonder how Pac-Man's been doing lately since Smash....

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

@just_pitch I would know it IS true due to you smelling so bad that you had to be shoved into ONE MOVE in the CLEANING ability because of how bad you smell.... boom...

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

YOU AREN'T EVEN A PLAYABLE CHARACTER IN STAR ALLIES I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

@just_pitch Well what if I said you are dumber and stupider and smell badder...,.,,,,

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

Guess who's gonna get clobbered

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

OH GREAT KIRBEH OF THE POOLSIDE, WHAT IS THE WISDOM YOU BETROTH UPON ME TODAY?

[Kirby! @JollyPinkFrick]

im drowning help me plz

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

OH GREAT KIRBEH OF THE POOLSIDE, WHAT IS THE WISDOM YOU BETROTH UPON ME TODAY?

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

I would like to come out and say that it was Dark Matter or something possessing me to say this, and I would like to never, EVER, let something like that slip out of my mouth ever again.

[Kirby! @JollyPinkFrick]

Pepoh! Round 2!

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

I would like to come out and say that it was Dark Matter or something possessing me to say this, and I would like to never, EVER, let something like that slip out of my mouth ever again.

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

Let's get skibidi, gangy!

We gyatt to get the rizz rod to make a sigma wish!!

[King Dedede. @Triple_D_Lux]

What? It's funny, right kids? Ohio pink sauce!!!!!1!!!

[Byleth Eisner (& Sothis!?) @Ashen_Professor]

Allow me to demonstrate...

...why I try not to tell jokes-