Jake Triplett

selfie sticks should be called narcissisticks

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

Always knew Justin would like my dancing if he just got to know it https://t.co/E8kLmdNf2i

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

So I found a new sport...

Check out @MKF or https://t.co/3CISMESrgh to play #Crotchball and potentially win up to $5,000!
Correctly predict who will finish in first and second and the cash is yours. #ad #MonkeyKnifeFight

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

@ColeClaybourn Oh my gosh. @b_radellis

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

Happy Valentine’s Day

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

screaming 'IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE' every time someone walks in the room regardless of what I'm doing

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

my thoughts on the bachelor

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

@derby212 @Brodiesmith21 @EpicGames You’re absolutely right. 6 month hiatus is over

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

I knew she was the one when she said those 8 little words...
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[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

You ever try to stalk a girl on Instagram who’s a photographer? It’s mad confusing.
I’ve scrolled 6 months down, I still have no idea what she looks like, and quite frankly I’m a little worried that she might’ve been engaged multiple times

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@derby212 thanks my man!

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

@derby212 @Brodiesmith21 I’m down as long as there’s not a cap on how many hole in ones you can score on that course

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

@Rutledge1313 I live here now!

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

@WinstonWiebe We gotta play together sometime dude

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

Girls, if he texts back

- every 30 seconds, he’s clingy

- every 2 days, he’s not interested

- every 20 minutes, he’s been lying to you about still playing Fortnite

- every 3 minutes, he’s been lying to you about still playing Fortnite and is absolutely terrible at the game

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

For Christmas this year all I want is just to understand what everyone is yelling during Mo Bamba

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

@derby212 @TracyJWard Amazing! It just has that old school, rugged, there’s paper clips in the AC unit look to it that we’re wanting

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

the second one

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

@adlugosh Yeah I’d love that! I can probably free up some time next week to make it happen. Shoot me a message with times and days that would work for y’all 👌🏼

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

For the past 10 weeks, my friends and I have driven through all lower 48 states in a limousine we bought off of Craigslist all for one goal:
to eventually get to LA and meet Ellen Degeneres. We’ll be right here outside of her studio. RT to get Ellen’s attention!

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

@derby212 Ha that’s awesome. Happy late birthday man!

[Jake Triplett @TriplettJake]

lol I guess I’ve made it?

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@TriplettJake Happy Birthday! We hope you have a fantastic day!