Tripp Mitchell

Dad, Husband, Veteran, Endurance Athlete. Pronouns: Ammosexual, Scoundrel, NaturalBornChiller, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas.

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@ragweed2020 I once saw a bee drown in its own honey.

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@ragweed2020 Professionals use Weldon. You have to go to a plumbing supply house.

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@rickdicksonreal Every single one.

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@ragweed2020 You’re right. You aren’t a professional.

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@ragweed2020 Just as long as you didn’t use this brand of PVC Cement.

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@PoptartReborn I feel the same way about salads. I eat them because they are good for me, not because I like them.

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@CapCapeMan @JesseKellyDC This right here is why we are in this mess. Deport everyone single one of them.

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@MongotruckerNot You forgot Old Yeller.

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@PeterWrangel He lost me at soccer.

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I have done everything to train but run. Still on my journey. I have an ultra penciled in Texas for October. When I look at this I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Well I don’t cry but…

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@Schwarzenegger Yo Arnold… still up Fauci’s ass? You’re such a disappointment.

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@RealJamesWoods I clean the crust off my Beagles eyes with a paper towel. She doesn’t even blink. That’s absolute trust. They are the most trusting breed there is. And they take advantage of that. Makes me so angry.

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@HardPass4 I sincerely worry about the other people at my range. My head is on a swivel like I am in combat.

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@NotABBWLover @Ender1787 What did I just watch?

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@PolitiBunny Revenge of the Nerds
Fletch
Blues Brothers
M.A.S.H
Stripes
Caddyshack
Animal House
Up in Smoke
Stir Crazy
Beverly Hills Cop ( yes it’s a comedy)

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@3YearLetterman Mostly correct but I would add Arkansas. Thats about it.

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@rickdicksonreal Honestly those are actually the first females I have seen making the crossing.

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@JustineBateman I don’t think despite billions Sam Altman is a happy man. Would t trade my life for those billions.

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@yugiohmachinim2 Did I accidentally click on the Retard Finder site again?