Tripp Malone

military badass, architect of fine tactical beards, still smells like last night, purveyor of fine wine and women, no stories left untold, 1 up'n your shit.

[Tripp Malone @TrippOnMalone]

#glocksout #cocksout it's a four day bitches, time to get freaky

[Tripp Malone @TrippOnMalone]

Fellas, tactical beards are not comparable to those dick dusters your running around with.

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

If Mark Sanchez doesn't watch out he's gonna become the first unemployed Mexican ever.

[Tripp Malone @TrippOnMalone]

no but MY friend .....STFU

[Tripp Malone @TrippOnMalone]

well i had a friend that .....STFU

[Tripp Malone @TrippOnMalone]

So, LT says he is still in touch with the top leadership of Afghanistan, bout to break out the #tomahawk

[Tripp Malone @TrippOnMalone]

Listening to some dumbass butterbar.....that was my first mistake, listening

[Tripp Malone @TrippOnMalone]

about to make it rain with 1000 fists of #fury #trippin

[Tripp Malone @TrippOnMalone]

one more beer for lunch, and its time to get back to shooting faces #nastystyle

[Tripp Malone @TrippOnMalone]

rented a plane from bahamian drug runner, flew the old lady to the island, had good intel that feds were sleeping. no license #noproblems

[Tripp Malone @TrippOnMalone]

Goin in for my 2nd #tomahawk kill of the day, i've got quotas ya know?