Ernwern the Gentle

America’s Sweetheart, objectively correct all of the time

[Ernwern the Gentle @TrippStreett]

@s4gns Oh my god you don’t actually have to be friends with them, but if you just don’t talk to anyone obviously they are going to consider you odd

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he's dating margaret qualley

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

I just dawned on me that Nikki in Obsession was an actor and the whole film is just one big movie

[Ernwern the Gentle @TrippStreett]

They just don’t want to win

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: 13 moderate Democrats have signed a “Promise to America” pledge vowing to fight against Democratic socialists.

[Losing it @prophethusband]

(Texting friend a pic of the fattest guy I’ve ever seen) Your dad lol
[no response for 2min]
just playing Lol not your dad
[no response for 5min]
I am so sorry. Your father has a Lion’s heart. He raised a champion

[milky milk milky milk @pussyhitler]

He deleted this but it’s such a fucking good tweet lol

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

they should call him trump trump trump sahur lol

*pinching your arm fat* hey did you hear what i said

[elly ⚢ @pwhlesbian]

???

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Sorry what

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

sometimes i tell my unlovable friend that love exists out there because it's funny to watch him get all excited. it's like he doesn't even know.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Oh don't you worry, I will be dealt with. My day is coming

[ItsMrNigka @thisaspambro]

@ettingermentum This is literally Hegseth

[Ernwern the Gentle @TrippStreett]

Midterm posturing #yourestupid #fallingforit #theyregoingtodoitagain

[AF Post @AFpost]

JD Vance attacks Ben-Gvir and Smotrich:

“What is your exact proposal? You’re a country of 9 million people. You can’t just kill your way out of solving every single national security problem that you have.”

Follow: @AFpost

[J🌦️rge @stoydesbasatado]

Los partidos de la 1 de la mañana

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

keep an eye on those corners brotha

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Remember what they took from you.

[Ernwern the Gentle @TrippStreett]

What a lion

[Josh Young @JoshYoung]

"The strait has been open for a number of months already, but you just didn't know about it." - Trump