Richie Rich

I like to eat food and smoke weed. what else do you need to know?

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

@MartyT18 careful with the big booty bitch tho, shit is ultra concentrated

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

@MartyT18 all those names sound like something you would find on a bottle of fabric softener

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

They're my bridges, ill burn them if I want to

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

Fools from asu thinking they are the warmest shit in the bag #lol

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

@TrippyDick89 "I" before "e" except after "c" and sometimes "y" and the rest of the alphabet

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

@WeirdVsWierd don't tell me how to live my life Twitter bot

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

@WeirdVsWierd no I meant wierd,

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

Idk if this is wierd but when I was little I would sit and watch infomercials for hours, sometimes I'd watch the same one 2 or 3 times.

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

I forget sometimes that people drink beer to get drunk, I drink it for the taste, getting drunk is a bonus

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then that person is a piece of shit

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

Dear diary,
The ass was fat

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

Good night fishing with the boys

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

People these days are eating ass, but still worry about who made the potato salad

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

Money can't buy happiness, but at least it can support it, cause what's a family of 5 if you cant even afford it

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

Life ain't always burritos and strippers my friend

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

I have the world's most comfortable bed

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

Life's so much easier when you don't give a shit

[Richie Rich @TrippyDick89]

No one wants to see your sweaty gym selfies