Cam Gates

Pretty much the greatest thing since the pepperoni.

[Cam Gates @TrippySocks]

@brittanythiess come visit! We can show you cool places :p

[Cam Gates @TrippySocks]

Is there any point in trying in life anymore if the worlds gunna end to nuclear war soon anyways

[Cam Gates @TrippySocks]

@brittanythiess meet you halfway? :D

[Cam Gates @TrippySocks]

@brittanythiess I'm down!

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

me: i saw on fb you had a baby
friend: ya
me: how much does he bench
friend: what
me: [leans in to his ear] how much. does he fuckin bench

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

personal trainer: so what is ur fitness goal
me: to not hate myself
trainer: lol good luck

[ste(ph)en @stephenjmolloy]

[Awards ceremony]
"And winner of 'The Most Unusual Name of the Year' goes to... drum roll please..."

Drumroll Please: "Thanks so much!"

[Cam Gates @TrippySocks]

https://t.co/j0dJ8gPxvf #slitherio

[Cam Gates @TrippySocks]

#TWDFinale You guys just ruined the whole fuckin moment of the comics. Absolute shit.

[Cam Gates @TrippySocks]

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[The Duckboys @WeAreDuckBoys]

"Mind if I sleep naked bro?"

[Cam Gates @TrippySocks]

@brittanythiess think of all that extra cash tho!! 😏😷

[Cam Gates @TrippySocks]

@brittanythiess dibs