I do individual counseling in a jail and still the most terrifying part of my job are the wild turkeys that roam the parking lot. 🦃 #AlmostThanksgiving#PopulationCouldDecrease
My kid learned sign language for “more” at a young age which was awesome, but now I’m trying to get him to verbally say “cheese” but his only response is signing for more whenever I mention the word cheese because its his fav food #WinSome#LooseSome#parenting
First session with a new client:
Client: I don’t really get the counselor vibe from you
Me: what vibe do you get?
Client: more of a drill sergeant vibe
Me: alright
Me: “dad they canceled my graduation ceremony in May”
My dad: “we can use the dock, it’s pretty much the same. Do you want it in the water or on land?” #Innovation#Thecelebrationwillgoon
Me: I wonder why my is so fuzzy and gassy the past few days.
Also me: can I get a second serving of chili with a side of peppers. YUM.
#SorryForThePain#Breastfeeding
I’m always studying: sometimes it’s for my Master’s degree and sometimes it’s nursery songs because you can only sing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star so many times. #Help#BabySongs#KidsMusic
Started a new savings program today. Every time my baby pees on me while changing his diaper I deposit one dollar into my savings account. Looking like I will be retired by age 40 at this rate #BoyMom#NeedToGetFaster
You know you have a serious case of mom brain when your first thought while as you feel him poop is his pants ‘wow you are the cutest thing in the world’ #itsactuallynasty#buthemakesitcute#momlife
Got a new car today. It’s actually the same vehicle I just cleaned out 15 half-full water bottles, 6 bowls of half eaten oatmeal, and 2 loads of clothes. #Adulting
Not entirely sure how I will be responsible for keeping a baby alive in about a month when I can’t go a week without my gas light coming on and still pay people to change my windshield wipers. #TheStruggle
Just watched a video of one of @JennaKnutsonND puppies nursing on her mom and suddenly think bottle feeding babies is the way to go. #Ouch#BeNiceToGrace