trisha hanson

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

I do individual counseling in a jail and still the most terrifying part of my job are the wild turkeys that roam the parking lot. 🦃 #AlmostThanksgiving #PopulationCouldDecrease

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

You know you have an English Bulldog when you have to turn up the TV volume to hear over her snoring #StillCute #Englishbulldog

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

My kid learned sign language for “more” at a young age which was awesome, but now I’m trying to get him to verbally say “cheese” but his only response is signing for more whenever I mention the word cheese because its his fav food #WinSome #LooseSome #parenting

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

First session with a new client:
Client: I don’t really get the counselor vibe from you
Me: what vibe do you get?
Client: more of a drill sergeant vibe
Me: alright

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

Me: “dad they canceled my graduation ceremony in May”
My dad: “we can use the dock, it’s pretty much the same. Do you want it in the water or on land?” #Innovation #Thecelebrationwillgoon

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

A little pissed my husband hasn’t gotten me flowers today. I mean it is #NationalBossesDay I feel I should at least get flowers or chocolate or something. #AmIRight? #IAmTheBoss #IWearThePants

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

Me: I wonder why my is so fuzzy and gassy the past few days.
Also me: can I get a second serving of chili with a side of peppers. YUM.
#SorryForThePain #Breastfeeding

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

@CCRITamara @CrystalMaanum @MiseryShadowz @CCRIMoorhead Awesome job Crystal! So proud of you!!

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

I’m always studying: sometimes it’s for my Master’s degree and sometimes it’s nursery songs because you can only sing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star so many times. #Help #BabySongs #KidsMusic

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

So tired I don’t even know if I have eyelids anymore. My eyes haven’t been shut in so long. #NewMomLife #SoBlessedThough

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

Started a new savings program today. Every time my baby pees on me while changing his diaper I deposit one dollar into my savings account. Looking like I will be retired by age 40 at this rate #BoyMom #NeedToGetFaster

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

You know you have a serious case of mom brain when your first thought while as you feel him poop is his pants ‘wow you are the cutest thing in the world’ #itsactuallynasty #buthemakesitcute #momlife

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

@JennaKnutsonND Haha it’s a life style at this point, not sure it’ll ever change!

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

Got a new car today. It’s actually the same vehicle I just cleaned out 15 half-full water bottles, 6 bowls of half eaten oatmeal, and 2 loads of clothes. #Adulting

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

@ReaSpencer Haha yes that is fine! Both are true!

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

My advice to anyone whom is not 8.5 months pregnant in July: do not comment on how hot it is outside. K thanks. Much appreciated.

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

Not sure if I left the faucet running or that is just the amount of sweat coming off my body #8MonthsPregnantInJuly #SwoobForDays #EveryPoreIsSweating

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

Not entirely sure how I will be responsible for keeping a baby alive in about a month when I can’t go a week without my gas light coming on and still pay people to change my windshield wipers. #TheStruggle

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

Just watched a video of one of @JennaKnutsonND puppies nursing on her mom and suddenly think bottle feeding babies is the way to go. #Ouch #BeNiceToGrace

[trisha hanson @TrishaTwite]

When your doctor comments on your “swollen” feet when in reality you just have fat feet 365 days a year. #Cute #ThisIsWhyIHateSandals #NeedMyCrocs