Trish

I took an oath not to duel. Lawyer. Fan. Enthusiast.

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@mobydickenergy Because we are exhausted, but we could really use more good people in the profession. Take the test! I am here to cheer you on!!

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@StarWarsTiffany Everything from Rosegarden Funeral Party but mostly this song https://t.co/QuSW7VzNj3

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@WimminsRea Do it! I started from scratch taking violin lessons remotely through a site called Take Lessons during quarantine! I am still playing and only regret that I didn't do it sooner!! There are plenty of instructors who actually prefer to teach adult learners 🙂

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@chattyruth1 Please deliver some to me. It's warm here. Thanks.

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@doughboyspod @phatcarlson @JasonSheridan @scottgairdner @PodcastTheRide There was a lot of weevil talk in this ep so just making sure everyone is aware of this "McWeevil" sculpture at my local McDonalds because it is amazing.

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@memesiwish This is Meatball!

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Ok, I actually like Miz too. Just coming to terms with the fact that I apparently birthed a super fan.

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My kid is crying at his first live wrestling event because of the outcome of that Miz match. I am crying because my kid is a @mikethemiz fan. #WWEMontgomery

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@nomoreevictions Grand crew! That wine and fire episode is iconic and I need a second season!

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@swordsjew I got you. Look at this fat kitty tummy and glamorous pose.

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This one isn't about alcoholism but still fascinating.

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@BillyWayneDavis @MoontowerComedy @SecretGroupHTX @BlindTigerLaugh Alabama!! Hooray!

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@untapped_talent @nicolebyer @HDTGM I was also introduced to this gem of a human via @HDTGM! She was such a great guest that I had to find all of her other stuff and it brings me so much joy!

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Some people were too dumb to figure out their kids homework when classes were remote so now they are running for school board. No need to subject other kids to your trash ideas because you can't figure out basic concepts 🙄

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My annual review is scheduled for today. I don't take criticism well. Compliments are even worse. Please send good vibes and cocktails.

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A coworker made the mistake of showing a puppy at the beginning of a zoom meeting.

Any time my boss asked if there were any questions, I would shout "can I see that puppy again???"

It was not a productive meeting but that puppy was adorable.

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@loverofcatsesq I just followed for the cat content. Post all the kitties forever please and thank you.

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In this house we celebrate the holidays by reenacting our favorite tale: Santa University. If you don't teach your kids how santa is chosen (in a deadly battle) they will learn it on the streets. @jamieloftusHELP

*I didn't really tell him that so calm down

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My kid said he was excited to go to kindergarten this morning to tell the other kids about Krampus so they know not to be naughty.

I assume I am getting a call to pick him up early today.