Tristan Thomas Montgomery Archibald

I'd rather you hate me for who I am than love me for who I'm not.

Follow me & You'll be Amused.

[Tristan Thomas Montgomery Archibald @Trisington]

Lmfao a lil sus but I respect it.

[Clip Master @Clip_Master__]

Wiz Khalifa was getting his friend absolutely fried

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

INSANE: 900 Snakes, Including Venomous Cobras, Escape into Village from Breeding Farm After Massive Flooding in China.

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

I cannot stop thinking about this video

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

When you can’t afford a PlayStation

[Neon @neon4882]

🚨 LEAKED: Donald Trump reportedly cast as Danzo in the new live-action Naruto movie

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

The Acatsuki is fully assembled 

[Tristan Thomas Montgomery Archibald @Trisington]

May I have my the Shrimp Rock and Roll Rice special

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Wok and Roll

[Tristan Thomas Montgomery Archibald @Trisington]

@grok Didn't Charlie Kirk mention this would be a good idea?

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 UPDATE: The U.S. House is expected in the coming days to vote on ABOLISHING the seasonal time changes under the Sunshine Protection Act, supported by President Trump

Get it done! This would mean NO MORE changing the clock ☀️

TRUMP following the recent committee passage: "We are going with the far more popular alternative, Saving Daylight, which gives you a longer, brighter Day — And who can be against that — This is an easy one!"

"This is so important in that Hundreds of Millions of Dollars are spent every year by people, Cities, and States, being forced to change their Clocks. Many of these Clocks are located in Towers, and the cost of renting, or using, Heavy Equipment to do this twice a year is prohibitive!"

"I am going to work very hard to see The Sunshine Protection Act signed into Law. It’s time that people can stop worrying about the “Clock,” not to mention all of the work and money that is spent on this ridiculous, twice yearly production."

[Tristan Thomas Montgomery Archibald @Trisington]

Some of us have been playing for 20 years. Hell, most of their market are probably men in their late 20's early 30's. They would have had so much respect. Fucking greedy assholes.

[Tristan Thomas Montgomery Archibald @Trisington]

Call Of Duty should have released Black Ops 1 and 2 for free. They really should just change their name to Call Of Money or Call Of Micro transactions. Like how desperate are they?? They re-release an old game and charge you AGAIN.

[Asher Genesius🍶🦊 @AsherGenesius]

@holland_tom Feels relevant. Credit: @Fat_Electrician

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I laughed at the end

[Tristan Thomas Montgomery Archibald @Trisington]

If the rolls were reversed, I'd have admiration for this man's Pride for his country. Not insulted. Give this man his job back.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A train conductor in Chattanooga TN has been FIRED after he told passengers on July 4th:

"Welcome to the GREATEST COUNTRY on the face of the planet, and if you disagree, YOU CAN LEAVE! To the very, VERY few Americans in here, Happy Independence Day!"

[Tristan Thomas Montgomery Archibald @Trisington]

I'll take my trillion. I'll have plenty of time with Jesus later lmao.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

You can only choose one.

[Tristan Thomas Montgomery Archibald @Trisington]

Who really got time for all this lmao. Karen and Darren gotta move on and mind their business. As soon as I heard dog poop, trashcan, I'd close the door lol.

[Sebastian™ @Azariel91]

Your kid does something dumb with dog 💩 and the neighbor enforces the neighborhood trash rules like a boss 😂

[Tristan Thomas Montgomery Archibald @Trisington]

Best internet street fight I've ever seen 👏

[Avero @whoisavero]

Dude thought fighting a boxer was a good idea... biggest mistake of his life. 😳👊

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Collecting the daily tax.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Life was good

[Historic Hub @HistoricHub]

Humanity needs more bridges like this. The iconic Puente Nuevo soaring over Ronda, Spain, since 1793

[Midlife Crisis ⚡️#boltup @Mark2099x]

@unusual_whales