Tris

[Tris @Trisl]

When asked why his dealership was closing, the timberline dodge salesman replied: "it's all because of Obama". ... I left the dealership.

[Tris @Trisl]

Leonard Nimoy as William Bell. That is fringe. JJ Abrams is genius. (yes, I finally just watched it)

[Tris @Trisl]

@msash that's horrible and scary! Stuff should not be able to be puchased without the physical card

[Tris @Trisl]

Geeking out with Star Trek: TNG. It's still the best!

[Tris @Trisl]

@beakerj oh yeah. I forgot about evergreen IMAX in mac.

[Tris @Trisl]

@Y2KTrojan common ground wellness center has great practitioners

[Tris @Trisl]

@beakerj The Omnimax at OMSI is also genuine IMAX, but uses a dome screen. It still uses 15 perf 70 mm film.

[Tris @Trisl]

@beakerj "true" IMAX screens are 60 feet tall and 80 feet wide. The two closest true flat IMAX screens are in Boise or Seattle.

[Tris @Trisl]

Yknow kids, there's plenty of nude pics on the internets.

[Tris @Trisl]

Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands, after that they are just called "the islands"

[Tris @Trisl]

@hotsmexygirl I totally fucked the joke up.

[Tris @Trisl]

Wait..........that didn't sound right......nevermind my twitter nonsense

[Tris @Trisl]

Chuck Norris had a cat

[Tris @Trisl]

He he! Pussy is good

[Tris @Trisl]

Costco has no lucky jeans? >(

[Tris @Trisl]

@groveronline the original NES light gun doesn't play well with plasma or LCD.

[Tris @Trisl]

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways

[Tris @Trisl]

Why do we

[Tris @Trisl]

It's late, but something keeps me from sleeping.

[Tris @Trisl]

Ynroh??