Taylor Risler

[Taylor Risler @Trisler1]

Is Herbalife and it works out of buisness yet? #sickofit #noonecares

[College Humor @CollegeHumorLol]

I have two dance moves:

1) I didn’t drink enough
2) I drank way too much

[Taylor Risler @Trisler1]

You didn't know about #CecilTheLion until you heard he was dead, so why does it bother you now? It's a damn lion ya fruits!

[Taylor Risler @Trisler1]

How can one watch the #espys and tell me Lauren Hill doesn't deserve the Arthur Ash Courage Award over the Jenner......Come on America. 👎

[Taylor Risler @Trisler1]

#countryfest I will see you tonight 🍺

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Lmfao

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Grammatically correct chicks are way hotter.

[Taylor Risler @Trisler1]

Canceling all plans for the weekend, Harry Potter marathon on ABC! 👍

[NOT Baseball Tonight @NOTMLBTonight]

Craig Counsell hired as the #Brewers manager. First order of business: Change everyone's batting stance to this:

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

True Freedom: Dropping a deuce with the door open.

[Taylor Risler @Trisler1]

One 12 hour shift until the weekend. Can already taste the #coorslight

[Taylor Risler @Trisler1]

#FreeHernandez

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Josh Gordon: "You try playing for the Browns and see if it doesn't make you want to smoke, snort, inject and drink everything you can find."

[Taylor Risler @Trisler1]

A-rodge putting on another clinic! #MVP

[Taylor Risler @Trisler1]

Country fest: 1 Taylor: 0

[Taylor Risler @Trisler1]

Late for work. Still drunk #sorry

[Taylor Risler @Trisler1]

Full moon and Friday the 13th! #craziescomingout

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

"The chance of him making this team is slim"

Darren Woodson on Rams Defensive End Michael Sam

[Taylor Risler @Trisler1]

You win again white pig.

[Taylor Risler @Trisler1]

Flipped on girls state basketball, heard the announcer refer to a girl as having LeBron status, turned the channel. #joke