Tristan Cole

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[Tristan Cole @TristanCole]

I’m at the age that when the weather comes on I drop everything I’m doing to see how it’s gonna be - I literally delayed this post so I didn’t miss a single detail👴🏻👴🏻

[Kirsten Gillibrand @SenGillibrand]

Alabama just passed a near-total ban on abortion.

No exceptions for rape or incest.

Doctors could face 99 years in prison for providing abortions.

This is a war on women, and it is time to fight like hell. https://t.co/lhwlbyeQsl

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

I'm over Mueller already. On to Javanka using private e mail/WhatsApp for official business - any other WH, this wld be a giant scandal, and by this I mean giving WH jobs to these two ninnies. What about Tiffany, does she have a boyfriend? Maybe he can run SpaceForce on Snapchat.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Bezos, you’re worth $130 billion. Take one for the team. Stop playing cities off against one another and help a dying one come back to life! #AmazonHQ2

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

#Whitaker takeaways:

Is it just me, or did the guy look more like a lost bouncer in a suit than an acting Attorney General of the United States?

[Tristan Cole @TristanCole]

@realDonaldTrump This is like when someone who never works out takes a selfie at the gym so people think they’re actually doing something ...😒

[Tristan Cole @TristanCole]

This #meteorologist on @CNN now is the ONLY one who hasn't put me to sleep so far @TomSaterCNN #hurricaneirma2017

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Anderson Cooper told Trump "That is sexual assault." The Justice Department agrees. https://t.co/DYg6RRpecR

[Tristan Cole @TristanCole]

Gettin twisted w my fav guy 😍🍻🦃 #thisguy #thanksgiving #beers #shots #ohsnap #herewego @ Arrowwood… https://t.co/ODqLCB7JNx

[Tristan Cole @TristanCole]

Teddy Graham Smore Bars 😛#chocolate #baking #marshmallows #tasty #thanksgiving https://t.co/1h88Ibmox5

[Tristan Cole @TristanCole]

Pies for days 🤓😝😊 #thanksgiving #thisguy #upnorth #fromscratch #baking #sweetglazedcherry… https://t.co/dDTgGPd3HR

[Tristan Cole @TristanCole]

Beautiful was amazing 😍🙌🏼���� @hennepintheatre #Beautiful @carole_king #thisguy @ Orpheum Theatre… https://t.co/0Tlfrw2aMj

[NFL @NFL]

Pro Tip: Learn the name Jeremy Langford and then watch him take a screen pass 83 yards to the house. #CHIvsSTL https://t.co/vDj7lAs8dp

[Tristan Cole @TristanCole]

#twats

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

And "Let's try the one thing in healthcare we've never tried - the free market!" You see why i'm drunk now?!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@LindseyGrahamSC is having a great night. Really. He didn't even want to go to Wisconsin. #GOPDebate

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

I think this is Jeb Bush's fourth Do or Die moment. Let's just say he's not Doing.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Fascinating. I'm not sure the American people will agree that "wages are too high"

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

A closer look at @CarlyFiorina #GOPDebate

[Tristan Cole @TristanCole]

Can't wait to play w the best #NYC @MargieAustin @hanging_wMrMoll @Iris610