Tristan Johnson

[Bigmoran @Bigmoranx]

No controversies, no cash grabs or pay-to-win. Just the greatest video game ever made.

[Beanie @Beanie_Gundy97]

🤣🤣

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

[scotty @plathiandc]

excited to announce that my tummy hurt!

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

“As our special gift to you, we’ll let you out a little early at 4:45pm this Friday so you can spend more time with your family this holiday season”

[sarah @slothanova]

humans saw this and said let’s invent billable hours

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

We're about to hit "dark when you leave for work / dark when you come home" weather

[Trent Attyah @BookitWithTrent]

JAMARR CHASE FIRST TD FOR $100K 🤯

[Brent @HJhughes79]

For 9 months: Can’t wait for football season

3 minutes after kickoff:

[grovy @grovymango]

Can't go on a mental health walk in this fuckass winter weather

[Tristan Johnson @TristanJohnson2]

@jason23lake @Ballislife @SHAQ @djdiesel L

[Tristan Johnson @TristanJohnson2]

@EvryManAWildcat Wait til you drive in Wichita, Ks. Absolute shit show driving here.

[Tristan Johnson @TristanJohnson2]

@IgniteGrinders @DHarvGoHard @PxndaOutHere Goats

[sisyphus bar and grill @itunpredictable]

too many people are talking about maximizing sleep, cutting out alcohol, taking supplements, they're minimizing screentime...why? so you can work on your stupid little app? so you can run 5K twice a week? if you're going to restraint-maxx at least do something noteworthy