Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦

DM, Amateur Writer, Comic enthusiast, Gamer, Fluent In Sarcasm and Smartassery,

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

@Wizards_DnD Use all the fancy legal jargon you want, your entire (former) fan base knows you're just trying to pad your bottom line and gouge the people who made the game as popular as it is.

Back off the OGL changes and fire the corporate assholes who feel it's "under monetized". Simple.

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

@electromags The gaggle of high school girls arrived and brought with them a case of Bud Light and a case of Budweiser.

I'm not judging, but it seems to me that they might have it bassackwards. Hahahaha

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

Legit just watched a mom deliver a case of Twisted Teas and a case of White Claws to the house that had 6 high school boys outside it when I went to get a sub.

Either they're confident in their sexuality or a gaggle of high school girls is about to arrive.

Stay tuned.

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

@stubb88 Modern hip hop with a little bit of electronica/house music.

Definitely not my taste, but that's part for the course around here. Hahaha

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

The tunes have begun pumping in the garage.

My guess is that it's pre-game O'clock!

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

@KoalaBearSwamp Howard the Duck is a great example! Same with the likes of Tigra, Jessica Drew, some of the Young Avengers. The list goes on!

I'm sure it would be chock full of duck puns.

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

#WerewolfByNight is fantastic! Marvel should definitely use that approach to introduce more obscure characters and expand their roster.

They could very easily introduce a wide array of secondary characters to tie the bigger names together.

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

Gunner just tried to steal some leftovers off the counter because he thought I couldn't see him.

I hit him with an "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in you, buddy."

Now he's moping.

My God... it works... that's why adults used to use it all the time...

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

This was our conversation.

Legal mumbo jumbo for the win!

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

Sent this image to a friend of mine who also loves Star Wars.

He asked me if I enjoy making him cry. Hahaha

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

Sent my buddy this image.

He asked if I enjoyed making him cry.

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

That feeling when your progress has paid off and you put on a dress shirt from high school and it fits!

Elation.

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

Got to spend the weekend in Michigan visiting a friend of mine and I gotta say I had an absolute blast!

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

17 degrees outside at 8:30pm? Welcome... to the Fall of Fools! Summer round 3 is coming in 2 weeks. Mark my words.

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

Dick doesn't care who you are. He will make a joke at your expense. And I love it!

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

@IsmaelC_C as Arondir in #RingsOfPower is perfect. I don't care what anybody says, he kills every scene he is in.

10/10

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

Started rewatching #Arrow on Prime and while I love the show, it's just Batman. Like everything about it is Batman with a bow and arrow. Which I'm fine with. But #GreenArrow has so many good stories. You could've done some of them at least!

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

Time to watch #RingsOfPower !!

I just don't want to be disappointed.

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

I decided to actually adjust the settings on the TV to get it as clear as possible for #HouseoftheDragon and my God... that first dragon swoop in was just perfect!

[Tristan Mathieson 🇨🇦 @TristanMathie]

Half the speech is written, time for some Resident Evil Village before a burrito for lunch!