tristan erwin

[🦇𝔖𝔭𝔞𝔴𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰🦇 @eghkeavni69741]

Happy September 1st 🎃🖤

[Preethi Kasireddy @iam_preethi]

Pregnancy gets 9 months of attention. Labor gets a hospital stay. Postpartum gets one 15 minute checkup at 6 weeks.

But postpartum is the longest medical event of your life. Your hormones don't return to baseline for at least 6 months (longer if you are BF). Your pelvic floor takes a year (at least). Your bone density takes longer. Your brain is remodeling itself for years. You're metabolically recovering for as long as you breastfeed.

We have completely undercounted what this season actually is. And too many women are doing it all alone.

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

As a parent, seeing your child get smarter, more aware, and taller every day is a feeling that nothing in this world can replicate.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Being a parent is wild because you could be in the middle of a mental breakdown and still have to pretend to be dinosaur

[Ms. Anne @rareblurs]

realizing there are kids using my birth year to lie about their age

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

BREAKING: I just signed the bill to extend postpartum coverage for Wisconsin moms from a lousy 60 days to one full year after giving birth.

I promised I'd never stop fighting to make sure moms and babies had the postpartum care they need, and today, I delivered on that promise.

[Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC]

In loving memory of Eric Dane. ❤️

[ً @JAILEYSWRLD]

and it’s only February 😭

[nanas🎎 @1deannaj_]

I cant believe 4th of July is next friday where tf did June go

[tristan erwin @TristanNikol]

I need Texas to figure out what it’s doing. Hot or cold. PICK ONE

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Don’t share that Casey Anthony video.
Share this picture of Caylee Anthony who had so much more life to live.

[tristan erwin @TristanNikol]

I need a live Tupi feed 24/7 please

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

Sneak attack! 🥷🤫

[Sherman Young Jr. @ShermStu_2]

It’s time that Texans start bragging about Braum’s instead of Whataburger..

Straight up grocery store/ice cream/breakfast/burger joint. They literally do it all!

If you’ve never had their crispy chicken sandwich with a shake.. you ain’t LIVED

[Anna Paulina Luna @realannapaulina]

You cannot rehabilitate a predator.

[tristan erwin @TristanNikol]

Rocking Leo to sleep will always be my favorite way to end the day 💙

[tristan erwin @TristanNikol]

No matter how many people tell you, you will never be prepared for how bad you will feel when your baby doesn’t feel good😫

[tristan erwin @TristanNikol]

I would have laughed my ass off tbh.
But Eli being awake for almost 48 hours, he DEFINITELY would have thought he was hallucinating and it still would have been funny 🤣🤣🤣

[ZachTheAg @ZachTheAg]

Imagine being an exhausted mother in pain after labor or the father just surviving in the chair on no sleep and a giant pop tart mascot walks in. Fever dream.

[tristan erwin @TristanNikol]

I need it to rain so my grass can grow. I’m tired of having a nasty looking yard

[tristan erwin @TristanNikol]

I’m still in awe of how we got blessed with such a perfect boy🫶🏼

[tristan erwin @TristanNikol]

And the baby 🥹

[🔪 (they/them) @em0dads_]

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning