Tristan Wilson Haynes

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[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

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[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

This is the plot of every sports romance book.

[hayl ˚⟡˖ ࣪ ⸆⸉ @inmydream1and]

stop why is this funny like yas taylor girl lure this group of 6’5 nfl men into dancing unapologetically its what we all deserve you siren queen

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

This is everything I want from science. Stop trying to clone people and continue making innovative ways to consume coffee.

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

@2kbeach Heart=melted ♥️ AMAZING job girls!!!!

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

I canNOT wait to see all the new stunning dance numbers that will undoubtedly rise from this new Eddy album. #EdSheeran #EqualsAlbum

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@2kbeach Stunning ♥️

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

@L_Ector14

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

Me: Hey Cyrus, will you write my Emily Dickinson essay for me? I’m too burnt out.
Cyrus: Did she write Moby Dick?
Me: Nevermind.

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

Cyrus just looked at me and said, “I really need a right guard for my Xbox game.” And I said, “yeah well I really need a 15-20 page essay written, so you’ll have to whine somewhere else.” Any takers?

[Egohsa (uh-goose-uh) Awaah @EAwaah]

Unpaid internships are rightfully being lambasted on Twitter right now. You know what’s even worse than an unpaid internship: STUDENT TEACHING. Because not only are you NOT getting paid for working 50+ hours a week, you are actually paying for it by paying tuition. It’s NUTS.

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

I just finished reading The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison and there is only one page in the entire book (including the Afterword) that doesn’t have a mark on it.

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

@CyrusHaynes7 put both kickers on his make-believe football team for this game, and they have missed 3/4 field goals 😂 #Football

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

Change the rule?

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

The ball needing to cross the end zone threshold (even with the receiver established in the end zone) is so contradictory—the rule is reversed for catching a pass on the sideline. It should either be the location of the ball or the placement of the feet. #NationalChampionship

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

If you know Cyrus, you will enjoy this.
Cyrus: It’s 2021.
Me: Not until tomorrow...
Cyrus: But basically it’s 2021.

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

@CyrusHaynes7 That’s right babe 😘 This is the price of marrying a TSwizzle fan

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

😭♥️😭♥️😭

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m elated to tell you that my 9th studio album, and folklore’s sister record, will be out tonight at midnight eastern. It’s called evermore.
📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Tristan Wilson Haynes @TristanRHaynes]

@scrapfool2 Our boy @ReidHopkins21 right at the top 😎