Tristan Smucker

Philly sports fan. Butcher. 1996.

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@JohnRichTV it finally happened

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@haileyfishing It's a 2.74 but the holder is a 8.4 so I respect the hustle.

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@JClarkNBCS Maybe don't be dating whores while in the NFL. Just a thought.

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@iconsinpop Mid ass woman with a degree in holding a microphone.

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@pepepapi123 @That_Hurts Speaks to Grupe's demise. Also the Eagles full time returner is that size so why don't you chill out a bit homefries.

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@jennwilliams23 The only time we won this decade I asked my buddy for a Jameis Winston jersey. I apologize for the Barkley and DeJean requests.

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@espnW Her dad felt girly multiple times in his championship career.

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@charmysophie1 @sophaller how much fun was this?

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@Fatal982 @That_Hurts Honestly I would pay good money to see him in an Oklahoma drill against the common man

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@PhoggyThoughts Because it doesn't fucking matter. The Chargers will figure out how to lose no matter what. And in case of emergency the refs will break glass.

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@badestoutfit She's hot, but honestly most guys with rhythm could copy that walk. Canadian with nothing special. Other than Jewish money.

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@NFL_DovKleiman Brett Favre with half the turnovers and none of the scams. Is this the perfect white quarterback?

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@gooneetoons @popbackupp @theestallion Yeah there's more to the world than America you dumb bitch

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@gooneetoons @popbackupp @theestallion Lmao you calling me racist for phrasing "EBT warriors" is chef's kiss

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@Vicreus_11 The monkeys be thiccc from time to time

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@jakemalasek My hate watch is at an all time high. He's been better to me than free cocaine.

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@TateMcRaeCrave Mid whore core

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@Vision4theBlind She's from too much poverty for this shit to matter.

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@jmac66882 @SeanPayton I see the vision

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@_EagleTimes Right now he's worth a 3rd+4th. Won't high enough for by liking but maybe for the Jews that run this shit organization.