Tristan's Friend

Freethinking, quasi-liberal, pluviophile, LGBTI supporter, hippie emeritus; herpes survivor, natural women friend, just waiting my turn.

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If you believe in #heaven, realize there's billions of babies there, bc so many died young before modern times. It's a really big nursery.

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Wondering which devil came up with Zika, and why the gods are letting it ride?

#ChanceWorksInMysteriousWays

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Men: Forever faking that they like almost everything except sex, just to get into sexual relationships.

#MamaToldMeNotToCome

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If our ancestors hadn't been successful refugees, we wouldn't be here. So tired of those who are fighting us taking refugees.

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Not sure why a god would create humans in a universe, 99.999% of which is deadly to human life?

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Always use your genitalia wisely.

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That the Muslim religion would probably never merge with the Catholics is clear evidence that this world is off the tracks.
#SeparateAgendas

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Still waiting for some major religions to merge, but I guess they would rather just die out on their own.

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Some people will always vote to have a dick in the Oval Office, even if he is a big dick with a little dick.
#Trump

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Chicago women are birthing so many killer thugs, shouldn't they be detained & have their birth control rights read to them
#BureauOfPreCrime

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Feeling sorry for those who shave it regularly, but never get to enjoy it with someone else.
#StayNatural

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One time, it went over our heads and stained the wall over the headboard.

#WhatCameOverYou

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He told me he thought getting a vasectomy would keep his wife from getting pregnant, but apparently, it just changes the color of the baby.

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Sex so good the neighbours were smoking

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Very sad for theists that some say their god is dead...

Nothing can be dead if it was never alive.

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It's just not right that people are saying that Trump's next wife will be born this month...

She was actually born last month.

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"@Letsgosocial: Are zombies real? #zombies https://t.co/voaCNNCLQf @TeenZombieShow"

Zombies are just as real as heaven & hell.

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So ironic that heaven believers won't know that they never got there.

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With the GOP frontrunners appearing to have mental health issues, I may have to vote democratic next year.

#presidentialdebate