Tristen Phipps

@ohiou & @scrippsjschool alumna

[Tristen Phipps @TristenEmily]

If you show me my reflection in zoom I WILL throw up.

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

make this year count

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Killer former cop Kim Potter who was sentenced to 2 years in prison for the murder of Daunte Wright is to be freed next week after serving 16 months in jail.

A black man in Texas named Larry Pearson was sentenced to 70 years in prison for spitting on cops.

You see it?

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

me adding lol on a serious message

[Tristen Phipps @TristenEmily]

And to no surprise, he’s a white dude who’s comfortable calling his black roomie the N word. I can’t with people.

[Tristen Phipps @TristenEmily]

That moment when a guy at the bar says, “Not to be racist BUT, I thought that was a gun you were pulling.” to one of four black guys in the entire bar …

[Tristen Phipps @TristenEmily]

and when I say “If you have to preface a sentence with ‘Not to be racist but’ then you should probably just leave it in your head.” He responds, “I’m not racist, I promise, my roommate is …” and I cut him off to say “Let me guess, he’s black?!”

[Tristen Phipps @TristenEmily]

When you cook spaghetti do you break the pasta in half?

[QUOTES @TeenagerBook]

NOTE: Put yourself first!

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

DAMN THIS ONE REALLY HURT

[Tristen Phipps @TristenEmily]

@kyliesouder I would’ve guessed height - I.e. he’s making her feel small

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tuna. You have once again taken him to the vet instead of the park. Fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice, even more shame on you. 12/10

[Tristen Phipps @TristenEmily]

When you get the bacon & egg bites but Starbucks is just tryna keep you healthy. 86 on bacon? 🤷🏼‍♀️😅 @Starbucks

[Tristen Phipps @TristenEmily]

The fact that dogs use pillows exactly as they’re supposed to kind of blows my mind.

[Tristen Phipps @TristenEmily]

Haven’t had a panic attack in three weeks, also haven’t responded to my ex in 3 weeks. What a wild correlation 😅

[⋆ @prettiestavenue]

in love with this kitchen

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

promising me something i didn’t ask for and not coming through is never a good look.

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

Nobody:

me at the club: 🗣 WE STILL GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTER THIS?