Tristen Forish

Male Model/Bodybuilder/Entrepreneur/all around genius

[Tristen Forish @TristenForish]

@cmacss So its a regular week then?

[Belmont HS Athletics @belmont_sports]

Belmont Varsity Football with a massive 25-9 win over the No. 5-ranked Vancouver College Fighting Irish. @BCHighschoolFB

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Sometimes honestly, I pee sitting down. Much more comfy. Idc what u think

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Also don't trust people that put their mothers actual name in their phone

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I don't trust anyone who cooks anything besides soup or stew in a crockpot

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@EdgarNelson2 still hitting up highschool girls 👀

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Sus @EdgarNelson2

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@drewbrees 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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My biggest fear is a bathroom with no lights on

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To join my league and play UFC Pick 'em, click the following link https://t.co/XxeEK2zEiA

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I miss the high school days where there was 50 people I could consider a friend. Now I think I have 6. Including my mom

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Every flight I'm on I'm behind some old lady who reclines her seat back into my lap.

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Not quite @Pastro25

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Was wondering why my stomach was hurting all day. Turns out all the dried apricots I ate all day were expired. I hate it when this happens

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Lol bae hates it when I do this @BlakePickard

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Holding in a big fart as I do back squats
Fml

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@aidwells my dad never lies

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Did you know that the numbers on a toaster mean minutes? I thought this whole time I had a slow toaster

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@hunterleger1 that raises even more questions!