Novacado

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

[Nutmeg 🇺🇸 @NutmegStOfMind]

TikTok gem alert

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

QB1

[Victor Williams @ThePhillyPod]

Nick Sirianni ended his media availability with this message: “We have a shared mission. If you want to do it alone, pick a different sport.”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Novacado @TristonNovak]

@nOBEody @RealSportReview @SoFi @Discover @CapitalOne Great post Blake thanks for sharing

[Novacado @TristonNovak]

@WolverineCorner Mo Wagner

[Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!) @TrashPanda08x]

For $200bn you could fund all these rail projects btw.

But instead we choose to bomb children

[Novacado @TristonNovak]

@FergSZN @dallascowboys (When is the season going to get here)

[Novacado @TristonNovak]

@FergSZN @dallascowboys Doesn’t fit my narrative unfortunately

[Will @WillemDaFro]

Bo Burnham's Country Song still paying dividends to this day with this nonsense

[Novacado @TristonNovak]

@mcuban Give me 1 million dollars to test this theory then if you’re so confident in it

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Kid rock makes music for single moms named Hayleigh

[Novacado @TristonNovak]

@s8n Literally every @Poofesure game against Lucia

[Xoxo @chicfryrice]

Boomers paid less in taxes over their lifetime than they are projected to take out of the system.

They are being subsidized by the young and have the highest wealth out of any generation before.

There should not be dedicated tax breaks for them. And why would a bill called “Working Families Tax Cut” not help working families?

[Novacado @TristonNovak]

How much help does Jalen Hurts need that they’re signing a 3rd baseman

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

We have signed LB Jose Ramirez to a Reserve/Future deal.

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Ok then here's 19+ minutes of this guy doing exactly that