100% unauthorized, vague & cryptic. When I tweet, a bishop kicks in a stained-glass window. На русском языке, bahasa Indonesia, og norsk også. कूटनीतिज्ञ.
This #BurnsNight, First Minister @JohnSwinney and Makar @PadraigMacaoidh discuss the powerful words of Robert Burns, his influence and Scotland's Cultural sector.
Music from Kirsteen Harvey
"We stand firmly by our belief that it’s more important for the press to maintain a hollow facade of impartiality than to risk seeming too biased against planet annihilation."
#McSweeneysTop24of24
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"The Dark Lord Sauron has promised to lower prices. No, he has not shared any strategy on how he aims to accomplish this, but it’s more about the way he says it. Also, the fact that he has run a successful enterprise in Mordor makes me trust him."
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It’s true. I was eager to dine at this restaurant with the nastiest food and worst service in Georgetown until I read about a carjacking that took place 10 miles away in Capitol Heights.
DDOT has filed its bi-annual report on speeding infractions on DC roads.
In 2nd half of FY24 (April1-Sept30), 870,834 tickets issued.
Most? MD - 344,972
Least? WY - 36
Unpaid tickets from that time: 447,177
Most? MD - 179,159
Least? WY - 9
Total amount unpaid: $93,873,982
On my bus ride home this evening, I overhear the person behind me say “Oh man, DC finally passed a law to go after all those Maryland drivers!”
Yes, yes we did. It’s called the STEER Act. And it’s not limited to dangerous drivers from Maryland.