Tritan

Man United fan, MMA addict, F1 & boxing are cool to. I’m also a big idiot

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Protests in Southampton tonight. Do NOT give the state ANY excuse to throw you in prison. Because they will use anything.

I know people are angry. I am angry. But do not throw your life away doing something you will later regret.

The police need to treat protestors fairly, and any unacceptable behaviour by any officers must be recorded and called out.

But I will say this again.

Do not get violent.

That is not how we win.

We win at the ballot box, peacefully and democratically.

We win by electing Restore Britain across our country.

It's the only way.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United reach agreement with Atalanta to sign Ederson. Price for 26yo midfielder €40.5m fixed + €4.5m of potential bonuses. Personal terms in place on 4+1yr deal. Must still do medical & all parties plan to complete early July @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/OgkmPEYVg7

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Gabriel Magalhães after penalty miss. ❤️‍🩹

[Steve @CansAndBansV13]

Hopefully see him on the telly later crying his eyes out

[Tritan @Tritannn]

@DavidJames11_ @slay_jimmy 😂😂😂

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick will stay at Manchester United as permanent manager, confirmed.

Direction clear for weeks, plan also approved by Sir Jim Ratfliffe and new deal set to be signed soon.

New deal for 2 years plus option to extend or directly 3 years, but no doubts: Carrick says yes and will sign the contract.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A leader of men.

@B_Fernandes8 has been voted our Players' Player of the Year by his peers 🏅❤️

↔️ @TeamViewer

[🍒 Cherries FM 🍒 @Cherries_FM]

I uh, don’t anymore sorry.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Kobbie Mainoo, forever United ✍️❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Kobbie Mainoo has agreed all terms of new contract at Man United, all set to sign!

The agreement will be valid until June 2031 with increased salary, as always reported.

Understand it will be official before end of the season, Kobbie could sign this week. 🔐

[Premier League @premierleague]

A captain's performance throughout March 👊

Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Month 🏅

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Goal for Manchester United - scored by Cunha.

🔴 2-3 ⚪️ (87)

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

A much needed clearance in the final minute 🤯

Gyokeres gave it his all today 🙏🫡

[Currys @currys]

Reminder to Man United fans, we sell 4k OLED TVs, so you can continue to enjoy Man City’s downfall in crystal clear quality x

[adidas UK @adidasUK]

THE CITY IS OURS 🔴🔴🔴

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Bruno Fernandes in the Premier League this season:

⚽ Second-most goals and assists (12)
🅰️ Most assists (7)
🪄 Most chances created (50)

Best midfielder in the world? 🌍

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

The highest rated players in the Premier League so far this season 👀

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Viktor Gyokeres vs Club Brugge:

62 Minutes (Hooked)
0 Goals/Assists
1 Big Chance Missed
0 Dribbles
2/6 Duels Won

EVERYBODY EATS BUT HE CHOSE TO FAST BECAUSE HE SAW THE TWEETS 🥺💔🙏✌️

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

No impact.
No output.
No class.

JUST A USELESS LOSER 💯💯💯