Penelope Picklesbee

here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down.

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

Dude. I got to touch 2 planets and the moon at the same time today. three celestial bodies!!! A rocket scientist from Germany explained how the rock a kids popsicle hands were on proved the age of EARTH??!?! AND HOW ITS ACTUALLY EASIER TO FIND METEORS IN ANTARCTICA MY EARS RING

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

@femiiiszn Most books tbh

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

@_gangaji_ I volunteered at a Nasa booth where people could TOUCH an Apollo 17 moonrock and a Mars Meteorite simultaneously!!! Like REALLY crazy cool stuff.

Some people came up to say the moon landing was fake. I lost it on one brat, and told them I was sorry he had a terrible education

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

@JustinBGalloway @jeremybarcelo I call it the "IM Pei/tallest 5 sided building in the world/yeah with the glass merkin and the Miro."

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

Noooo please dont delete your hot mom post

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

@SkylarSkye3 Reagan era to now.

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

@BayouBikeyBoi I personally blame henry ford for scamming the silent generation into sad suburb life. And cities feeling like they need to appeal to those sapping city resources without paying city taxes.

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

@SlopHq I always thought bus stops should have like word searches or math problems instead of ads. Make the time go by faster. Maybe some tic tac toe with someone waiting for a bus in Asia

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

@Damirror91 There was that story about a woman who put Visine in the coffee maker to kill her husband and had to admit to it when her son used the coffee maker first and went to the ER

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

@FreddyLA7 I got you covered in Houston big dog.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

They’re learning a lot about living and a little ‘bout love

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

@Baileymoon15 My bank would also be concerned. (Since I go on Wednesdays for half off game night.)

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Can we all please wake up and realise that the falling birth rates are actually the CORRECT birth rates. More women are just finally having babies only when they want to, not when they are forced to.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

saw a couple laughing on their balcony. every time the laughter died down one of them would say smthng else & they'd start all over again. made me realise what i've been looking for all along is probably much simpler than i thought

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

I don't think we need to know or be concerned with why other people get abortions.

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

@PlatinumV_ Or as many cities as possible! In Texas, most just need Texas ID. Gotta catch em all. (The QLL digital cars is free to anyone. )

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

My hotelmate said, "the person you want is not in the package youre expecting" and felt like a dig at the time. And still does?? Why couldn't I get my type lol

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Topeka Daily Capital, Kansas, May 21, 1904

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

@samwell_gnarly_ "If you want trains, take the bus." I was called out by both Sylvester Turner AND Bill White during the 2016 runoff debate on Khou and they both said that to me about plans to explain the metrorail. Can confirm!

[Penelope Picklesbee @TriteAndTrue]

After the tax day flood, the memorial day flood, then hurricane Harvey in 3 years, all the 35+ers take trains. The 28 year old still drive, sure, and are shocked Chris Cusack sucks. Every Houston gen learns.

[sam @samwell_gnarly_]

Houston begs the question what if a city was not walkable or driveable and you also want to kill yourself