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That's me in the Heli (back in the day CGAS SFO). Fast forward 2 decades, I'm the guy in the yellow cap escaping from Alcatraz.

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Who's doing articles on the Trumpians committing suicide now their Cheeto Jesus is exposed as a seditious traitor to the constitution?

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@wahoofitness I'll be forced to share this abysmal Wahoo experience with the world, sad.

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@wahoofitness how do I get some customer service to replace my defective Element? It's hard to train when your Wahoo is defective. Send help!!

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@wahoofitness No I've tried that route Wahoo's no customer service is a non option. I need managerial oversight. I'm tired of waiting

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@RAngelGarciaDO @AmberJohnsonMD @JRGolbus @NoellePavlovic @thegud_doc Dr. G. I'm trying to email you. What's your email? We're fixin to pull some OHCA data we invite your insight

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@RAngelGarciaDO @AmberJohnsonMD @JRGolbus @NoellePavlovic @thegud_doc Sure would love to get my hands on your award winning presentation slide deck doc. Remember me

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@SouthwestAir how come when SWA says"we have special discounts from here to there" they don't? FAT to LAS? New route special faires? Certain dates? Not so much... calling you out

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@POTUS I'm so glad you are now our President. What can I do to help?

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Schwarzenegger Invokes Kristallnacht as He Denounces Trump Over Supporters Violently Storming Capitol https://t.co/qYnnZCu6gA via @mediaite

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@PreetBharara @TuckerCarlson is about ratings and ad revenue for his billionaire corporate masters. @FoxNews business model is to enrage the 30% who cannot distinguish falsehood from lie. Logical fallacy from debate. To our great detriment the Murdoch's are winning. @stopthestupid

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@OlgaNYC1211 @MtnMD Putin is a lying liar who lies while he lays laconically lying laughingly at the laughable lazy laggard @realDonaldTrump

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@TuckerCarlson A millionaire mouthpiece for Murdoch billionaires wants to instill fear in millions? Tucker has no core values, no principles aside from self enrichment. When America has become Rwanda he'll jet off to Africa pursued by Interpol. He'll be rich and we'll be dead.

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@MSNBC @MaddowBlog Sen,Ron Johnson is the dumbest senator in the history of American government. He's using his committee to self aggrandize. USA being attacked from within and without. He can only think of himself. SAD!

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@joncoopertweets @MtnMD @realDonaldTrump is a useful Putin idiot. Russian media is on a full court press to grant him asylum. They puppet him in parody as a stooge of Vladimir.

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@thejimjams Senator elect Tuberville would be invalidating his own seat. He therefore would have no standing to oppose anything. @JimJams_Spreads. Sedition is punishable under the rule of law.

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@thejimjams It hasn't been two months yet, you dumb fucking douche. How the actual fuck can you possibly know. @jameshirsen ?

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@ScottFishman Selling merch is not a platform. Step up, state your purpose or step off. I'm tired of opportunistic shit bags.

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@I_amBlueJay The lamprey eels that feed on the parasites of alphas. They have no ability to achieve power so they suck the cock and balls of those they believe can impart influence to them.

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@mattsheffield This is actually old news, by 2 months. Thankfully the white hat didn't tweet a missile launch. Which is a sad commentary on POTUS security protocols. Where the fuck is secret service? What an embarrassment.

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@o2bnobx @TitusNation America is dying from within and being attacked and degraded from without. The spineless @realdonaldtrump kvetches and whines. Fucking traitor.