Not Trivago Guy

PARODY ACCOUNT, no association with @Trivago. Hi, Trivago Guy here. I'm on your TV, could be in your closet, backyard creeping in your window, I don't know.

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Hello, Ask Me Anything. I'll respond tomorrow after this tequila hangover.

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Dear, Ahmed.... #IStandWithAhmed

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Looking at you ladies.

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Why does this guys nose look like someone #twerking?

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What I imagine having kids is like. http://t.co/NHv4sz5P3O

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Dad's everywhere. Take note.

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The secret to stalking, and I know, is to not be obvious: http://t.co/7hveI3Er0W

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When you ask for cheese on the side at @mcdonalds ... 😒

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I just took the longest nap ever... I'm back Twitter.

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How to offend everyone at one time. #TakeItDown #TakeDownTheFlag

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Hello.

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Milk cartons in Asian have missing planes on them instead of children.

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@TrivagoGuy I JUST SAW YOUR NEW COMMERCIAL - u look #Fab!! #fashion

#Mery Christmas!

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Say hello to the REAL Trivago Guy. "@WimTilliams: @TrivagoGuy Here is the real McCoy. Nice work dude... #therealtrivagoGuy"

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Some thought I was dead, but instead, it took me this long to find a belt. #blackfriday #beltfriday

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I got drunk last night and baked a pizza for 425 minutes at 15-17 degrees.

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Christian music:
All about that grace, bout that grace, no devil.

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I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.

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@TTCLeprechaun few Febreeze squirts... it worked... for about 30 mins.

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If you tell me to "Go deeper" and my pelvis is already touching you... You're just rude as hell, you know damn well I done ran outta dong.