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#Gujju😎
#18+😜
#Song Lover🎵🎶❤
#Mumbaikar😁

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#bringbackcarrysvideo #justiceforcarryminati

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He: Tu mere sath Avengers: Endgame dekhne ayegi??

She: Nhi

He: Kyu??

She: Ayega toh modi hi

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Saap k kaatne ka utna dard nhi hua tha jitna woh kaat k chali gayi tab hua tha....😶

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She:Aa....daab

Me:*I did what she told me to do i don't know why she slapped me😶*

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Ek ladka tha deewana sa,
"Katt gaya" "Katt gaya" chillata tha.

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Me: Chal kahi bahar jaate hai ghumne
Friend: Nhi yaar gharpe se naah bolege
Me: Bhsdk hum hostel me rehte hai roommates hai😒

[Varsha Mahankar @I_am_vrm]

Agar vo tumhe aukat se jyada izzat de rahi hai to Bhai bohot Bura katnewala hai tumhara!

[Varsha Mahankar @I_am_vrm]

If you ever feel single...
Just remember that Deepak kalal is getting married to Rakhi Sawant..
Tumhe bhi koi na koi mil hi jayega😌

#rabnebanadijodi

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From "Mat jao jaanu" to "Nikl bhsdk" lovers became ex.

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Me: Mom aapka aur dad ka long distance relationship tha me bhi aisa long distance relationship dhunduga.

Mom: Pehele mohalle wali toh pata fir long distance relationship ki baat krrna.

*Cries in the corner*

Mom:1
Me:0

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*Me trying to flirt*

Me: Inn aakhon masti k mastane hazaro hai....

She:Unn hazaro ka sath me katega..

*Silence*

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The world is more
More annoying with you!

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*Me as a Father*

Son: Dad!! I have a crush 😅

Me: Usski Maa kaisi dikhti hai??

*Bohot maara Wife ne😭😭*

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Three C's in ur life.

Chutiye log. Chutiya, and unka Chutiyapa...

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People who watch Big Boss are lucky if u are still frnds with the people who don't watch Big Boss, respect them bcoz unhe pata hai k tum Big Boss dekhte ho N abhi Tak tum unke Frnd ho.😂😂😂