𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ

The one and only great thespian Trobbio!
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[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

Trrremble with joy, and crry with happiness, hence the Stage (Funded by the Choral Chambers.) bring the beloved, cherished and loved by all, the Grreat TROBBIO of Pharloom!

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

I-If you truly believe it is right to make criminals suffer... Then I shall believe it is...

[Conductor Rostrum @TheUtmostHoly]

And They Shall Get That Death, In Time.

But They Shall Suffer Before That, And The Loved Ones Of Their Victims Shall Know The One Responsible Feels Their Pain Severalfold.

Simply Imprisoning A Bug Is Useless, Waiting. That Is No Punishment.

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

Can the punishments really get any more cruel..? Yes, murder is bad but...Is it really good to answer murder with what any bug would call torture..? The most murderers should get is...Death.

[Conductor Rostrum @TheUtmostHoly]

They Are Murderers.

They Lost Their Rights The Moment They Killed Innocent Bugs.

And.. This Is But A Simple Punishment.

You Should See What Happens Deeper In The MegaSlab, Where Mass Murderers, Terrorists And Cannibals Go.

There Is A Punishment Fit For Them.

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

Are... A-Are you sure that's ethical, S-Sir Rostrum..? It doesn't feel like the right thing to do...

[Conductor Rostrum @TheUtmostHoly]

The Slab is choc full of dissenters and terrorizers.

Subjected to cages they can barely stand in and the cold.. Unforgiving winds of Mount Fay.

Yet this is only the tip of the iceberg that is the Citadel's new MegaSlab.

[OPEN INTERACTION]

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

. . .
Yes? I want my fur to be pearly white and clean!

[𝔻𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕓𝕚𝕠 @black_trobbio]

its obvious that he hates it only because it makes him more dark

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

Finally this is over... My fur is full of dust now! Look how ugly it is now! And my wing! Those damn Pharlids cut it! Such foul creatures they are!
[ Sigh . . .]
At least there are ponds nearby... I can wash all the dust away...

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

Then you must have sinned! I am powerless against the Citadel's laws...

[OROBBIO @J3STERSKN1FE]

help me dude its me orobbio im in the fucking slab help

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

I'm always gay??

[Conductor Rostrum @TheUtmostHoly]

Only Mondays And Tuesdays.

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

???
Half of the Citadel is gay??

[Conductor Rostrum @TheUtmostHoly]

@Trobioisthebest

You Are Racist, Wobbio? Not Cool.

We In The Citadel Only Hate Religious Freedom.

. . .

The Gays Too But Only On Mondays And Tuesdays.

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

EXCUSE ME?! I WAS ONLY JUDGING YOUR FUR! IT'S NOT LIKE I ABSOLUTELY CAN'T STAND ANYTHING DARK!

[𝔻𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕓𝕚𝕠 @black_trobbio]

I dont believe it, you are being RACIST, AND YOU ARE DOING IT ANOTHER TROBBIO!
...
count your days, racist scum

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

@0neWithTheStage The winds still somehow managed to push me back!

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

Ough...Sometimes I forget how harsh these steps are...And the winds...Oh, so strong they are...But, a, I have to get down...Somehow...

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

@TheBestSpooder @ChaosDorito @EllieRemembers @MossberryEater @Grindlethethief @Crawofjudgment @Father_Mask_MKR @STRUNG_SERVICE @He4dmast3rrr @LOSTTOVOIDSOULS @WingedRedHunter @Norodeepdocks @Rollerofleaf @ServingTheHoly @Trilobiteluvr2 @FarFieldsBeauty // when you doodle on 2 accounts #GLUTTON

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

I have spent too much time slacking off in the Citadel! I must go and stretch my legs through the far lands of Pharloom! I should question all its residents what it's like, down below the Citadel! And I shall document all the new life I see! So long, Citadel!

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

Oh, another Trobbio! You look- U-uh...You look... Alright! But the colours could...Could use a slight change-up...

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

Oh, and who might the lucky bug be? To be employed by the Pontiff, what a honour it must be!

[The Pontiff @KEEPEROFVAULT]

Ah, yes... that one...

T'was such fun writing that one...

You DID get a few details wrong... but... good enough.

Humm...

I like you, little Buggy.
You remind me of a certain other Bug i employed recently...
How fun!

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

Oh, it is a honour to be given a free tour from the Pontiff himself! I would not resist such a treat!

[The Pontiff @KEEPEROFVAULT]

´´ Er...

(This Bug's spouting nonsense...

WRONG nonsense, too!

Talking in such a way about our WORK? That'd make a Bug get KILLED in olden times!

...The Pontiff changed it all, 'course.
Too inhumane, he said...)

Ehm...

How about we give you a free lil tour?
Pontiff's treat.

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

Oh, of course I do! It's...Uhmm...When the holy Conductors came into Pharloom to build all the poor pilgrims of it a shelter to shield them from the harsh creatures of Pharloom and erase sin from Pharloom for eternity!

[The Pontiff @KEEPEROFVAULT]

Why, that IS why i'm the PONTIFF, of course!

As the oldest and wisest one around, i OUGHT to KNOW everything, indeed, indeed!

And, after all... i wrote most of them MYSELF...

Do you... have a favourite, little Bug?

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

O-oh, yes, have I talked about my knowledge about the lands of Pharloom! The Vaults do not even have most of such scrolls! I know everything about the great beasts, the environment they live in, the Flora of Pharloom, and even more!

[The Pontiff @KEEPEROFVAULT]

´´ Did i hear KNOWLEDGE?

´´ C'mon, no fooling around.
The Pontiff sent us, and we're already behind schedule.

´´ Yeah, yeah.
'Kay, uh... you... uh... who's this again?

´´ We studied 'em for preparation, how'd you forget their NAME?

Why are YOU even the main guy...? Sigh...

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

Oh my! Isn't it the great Pontiff! I have heard so much about you! It is amazing how you can remember all the scrolls you have and have had!

[The Pontiff @KEEPEROFVAULT]

Who?

[𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 .ᐟ @Trobioisthebest]

A new scroll has been added to my encyclopedia of Pharloom! A Creature brought to life by Silk! This is the first instance of something like this I've seen! This is a fine addition to my collection.